[Intro: Swizz Beatz]
She ugly
Let's go!
Woo! Come on! Woo! Come on!
Sit down right there (don't move, don't move)
What's your name?
That's enough, that's enough for me
I fucks with you
D12
[Hook: Swizz Beatz]
I got me a ugly bitch, but she pay them bills though
I got me a ugly bitch, but she pay them bills though
I keep me a ugly bitch, cause she pay them bills though
Shit, bling bling, bling blaow
I got me a ugly bitch, cause she pay them bills though
I want me a ugly bitch, cause she pay them bills though
I got me a ugly bitch, cause she pay them bills though
Shit, bling bling, bling blaow
[Verse 1: Kuniva]
Titty-sagging, broad dirty, face like Flavor Flav
You can crack your jokes, in the meantime, rent is paid
I'm not ashamed cause she keep me fresh to death
You keeps the car and the chain and I flex to death
I don't really mind if she wants sex to sex
She says I'll get an extra check plus breakfast, bet
So what she got a tooth missin'? I look past it
When she handed me tags to a coupe with the roof missin'
Now who's trippin'? A pretty hoe is lazy
Can't even whip up a meal, barely can cook gravy
This big black ugly bitch fucks like a beast
But you wouldn't catch me dead with her in the streets
[Hook: Swizz Beatz]
I got me a ugly bitch, but she pay them bills though
I got me a ugly bitch, but she pay them bills though
I keep me a ugly bitch, cause she pay them bills though
Shit, bling bling, bling blaow
I got me a ugly bitch, cause she pay them bills though
I want me a ugly bitch, cause she pay them bills though
I got me a ugly bitch, cause she pay them bills though
Shit, bling bling, bling blaow
[Verse 2: Bizarre]
Ugliest bitch alive, I think I got her
She's a top shotta, I knew it when I spot her
I give her long pipe, she uglier than Wesley Snipes
Be at all my shows, extra, extra hype
She pay all my bills, cut a nigga grass
She suck a nigga dick, even nigga ass
She's a nice girl, she gives me what I want
But two and a half years, [?]
So I shaved her hair bald, make her jump like a frog
She's like Craig Mack mixed with Snoop Doggy Dogg
Cause I'm a fat, nasty son of a bitch
But I don't give a damn cause I'm rich
[Verse 3: Swift]
Now I keeps me another bitch, similar to The Exorcist
Bipolar, sniffs coca, I drive a Nova '86
She even built me a new engine and drywalled my entire kitchen
In the club, fuck you up, and when I'm [?] she pulls me women
Cause she know what time it is, plus she throw me a couple mil
Artificial inseminate her kid, chick, I'm tryna live
And in the bed, I paperbag her head, she wanna do the do
Cut off the lights and pay another dude to be a substitute
I love the [?] she dishing out
"Yeah, you cute, that's without a doubt"
I tell her that, just for a couple dollars then go buy an ounce
She don't holler or even ask, skinny or fat, doesn't matter
If she sittin on stacks, you better grab her [?]
[Hook: Swizz Beatz]
I got me a ugly bitch, but she pay them bills though
I got me a ugly bitch, but she pay them bills though
I keep me a ugly bitch, cause she pay them bills though
Shit, bling bling, bling blaow
I got me a ugly bitch, cause she pay them bills though
I want me a ugly bitch, cause she pay them bills though
I got me a ugly bitch, cause she pay them bills though
Shit, bling bling, bling blaow
[Verse 4: Mr. Porter]
Man, [?] she think she rule the world, man
That's why I ain't got no more groupies [?] girlfriends
They don't want no work man, she think she too cute
She a 10 so I got a 5 and gave that bitch the boot
See, my new girl got a limp cause she's diabetic
And she get SSI checks from the government Fed-Ex
I don't worry about getting bread if she slip and fall
[?] at Dairy Queen, so now her fat ass owns a mall
Every Friday night, I ball, out a clubs and shit
[?] she find the numbers and she don't even trip
I got me a ugly chick, ass like Serena Will
Weed like a munchie [?]
[Hook: Swizz Beatz]
I got me a ugly bitch, but she pay them bills though
I got me a ugly bitch, but she pay them bills though
I keep me a ugly bitch, cause she pay them bills though
Shit, bling bling, bling blaow
I got me a ugly bitch, cause she pay them bills though
I want me a ugly bitch, cause she pay them bills though
I got me a ugly bitch, cause she pay them bills though
Shit, bling bling, bling blaow