Bizarre Freestyle

By D12

On Detroit, What? (Snippet)

Released on November 2000

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[Intro: Bizarre]

Stinking-ass Bizarre! (that's your name?)


[Verse]

BAM! Guess who just rushed your party?

I'm Deebo punk, what you got in my 40s?

It's the Detroit's Finest, make you niggas violenced

I'm too fucking dope, better rewind THIS!

Did 2 months in Wayne County

Smelt like cigarettes, dog shit, and old brownies

The Feds heavily is after me

Put me in a mall, I boost like a car battery

When I shoot, I aim for your heart

Aren't you cunts tired? You miss like John Starks

Your girl love to swallow my cum

Took it down her throat, pneumonia in her right lung

If this rap shit don't make no loot

I'mma dress like a fag, join the Backstreet Boy group (know what I'm saying?)

Bitch, suck my cock while I take this pill

And if you won't do it, Monica Lewinsky will!


[Outro]

D12, nigga! (she won't suck my cock anymore)

Bitch!

Turn this shit off

“Did 2 months in Wayne County Smelt like cigarettes, dog shit, and old brownies”
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Wayne County is Michigan’s principle county, and home to Detroit (where D12 is from). Technically, Bizarre has lived there a lot longer than 2 months.

Wayne County is a lot more than just bad smells. Detroit has since been titled murder capital…

“Put me in a mall, I boost like a car battery”
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Oddly enough, it’s a D12 member (asides Em) has been displayed as a thief. Most of the time they’re just plain murderous misogynists.

“Took it down her throat, pneumonia in her right lung”
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Maybe suggesting he gave her AIDS. Wouldn’t be a surprise…

“If this rap shit don’t make no loot I’mma dress like a fag, join the Backstreet Boy group (know what I’m saying?)”
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“When I shoot, I aim for your heart Aren’t you cunts tired? You miss like John Starks”
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As a twist of irony, Bizarre suggests he’s the most intelligent by saying he’d do what any shooter would do: aim for the target’s centre of balance.

John Starks is a retired NBA player for the Knicks. On his 7th game in the ‘94 Finals, he went for 18 shots, only getting two. you get the idea…

“It’s the Detroit’s Finest, make you niggas violenced”
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Detroit’s Finest = D12.

Bizarre actually did a song called Rap’s Finest with Kuniva, Royce Da 5'9", and 7 The General, perhaps in memory of this lyric.

“Bitch, suck my cock while I take this pill And if you won’t do it, Monica Lewinsky will!”
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D12 have a 5:05 story with pills, Bizarre especially. Monica Lewinsky was a Whitehouse intern, who did some stuff with president Bill Clinton. Eminem has mentioned her time and again…

Bizzy is pretty certain that if some other girl won’t suck him off, who other than her would?

In fairness, nowadays, this is far less crazy than it would’ve been perceived…