[Verse 1]

Mama always told me to be careful of your wishes

Daddy always told me, "No such thing as competition"

Females always told me that I need to learn to listen

And my friends are still tellin' me to get money and fuck bitches

Baby, what you on tonight, baby, you so blonde tonight

Like brunettes, but it's okay, you can be my Madonna tonight

We ride, you'll end up my future ex-wife

My daddy's on his fourth wife, so I guess we'll call that foresight

I'm oh-so oh-so oh-so awesome, I could come up out the coffin

Dressin' like I died yesterday, six feet under's where I'm shoppin'

You don't like it, but you love it, probably should be more assertive

And I'm into mornin' sex, but babe, I'm not a mornin' person

Someday Imma get it, right now I'm just talkin' shit

Tell me what to do and I'll probably do the opposite

Twenty-three with a plan, ain't no one holdin' my hand

I hope these motherfuckers understand, that...

[Refrain]

I'm here tonight, take a look at me

I'm what you wish, that you could be

Call me stubborn, I'm an asshole, I'm a liar, and a cheater

I'm so selfish, I can't help it, why am I a non-believer?

Call me stubborn, I'm an asshole, I'm a liar, and a cheater

I'm so selfish, I can't help it, tell me why I'm so conceited

[Hook]

Chop the beat, stop the tape, do your thing, operate

Gotta go, gotta ride, ain't no sleep, we here tonight

DFY, story of my life

DFY, story of the night

[Verse 2]

I lost one of my homies, damn, Sam, may he rest in peace

I always looked up to him, and now he's lookin' down on me

Can't imagine shit I been through, pops was in prison

A few years later someone held my mama hostage in the kitchen

But no one was hurt, my how the tables have turned

Now those motherfuckers are the ones sittin' in a cell

I hope they burn, hope they learn a lesson

We all make mistakes, I count my blessings

As I walk out of confession, lord, forgive my self-obsession

Don't flatter yourself, what I say to myself

Lookin' into the mirror, as I'm askin' for help

And I'm prayin' for health, cancer takes the best of us

And drug overdoses and accidents, they take the rest of us

I'm tellin' y'all, it's fun and games, until you lyin' in a grave

Friends and fam stand all around, call your name, cryin' for days

I'll be damned, I ain't playin' with ya, man, I'm just sayin'

That I hope these motherfuckers understand, that...

[Refrain]

I'm here tonight, take a look at me

I'm what you wish, that you could be

Call me stubborn, I'm an asshole, I'm a liar, and a cheater

I'm so selfish, I can't help it, why am I a non-believer?

Call me stubborn, I'm an asshole, I'm a liar, and a cheater

I'm so selfish, I can't help it, tell me why I'm so conceited

[Hook]

Chop the beat, stop the tape, do your thing, operate

Gotta go, gotta ride, ain't no sleep, we here tonight

DFY, story of my life

DFY, story of the night

[Outro]

Mama always told me to be careful of your wishes

Daddy always told me, "No such thing as competition"

Females always told me that I need to learn to listen

And my friends are still tellin' me to get money and fuck bitches

My friends are still tellin' me to get money and fuck bitches

My friends are still tellin' me to get money and fuck bitches