[Hook: E Hess]

Leaf Green like Pokémon

Hundred fifty one strains you can be smoking on [4x]

Sweet trees, sticky leaves, gotta catch em all

Gotta catch em all, pack em in my Poké Ball [2x]

[Verse 1: E Hess]

Pikachu, Raichu

Look at me I'm higher than you

Look at me I'm a Pidgey

Gust and whirlwind on my weed

All my weed in full bloom

Let it evolve like a Vileplume

Gotta smoke soon I got that urge

Light it up, Lieutenant Surge

All green herbs goddamn

Now I'm on the S.S. Anne

Won't share while I'm burning

Living high class like a Persian

Earning money, beating trainers

Being the best, gaining haters

See you later you're straight trash

I guess your name must be Ash (Ketchum)

[Verse 2: Fat Matt]

My D is dank call me Skunktank

I breath in smoke make me a Slowpoke

D in my room you can call me Gloom

Now I need to shit like a Mudkip

Come catch a scene and feel the vibe

Now catch some green and go get high

I'm gonna D the very best

My destiny D in my chest

Clefable, Clefairy

My D is green and hairy

Charmelian, Charmander

I light it up like ember

I light it up I'm so gone

Eyes look like they've been flashed on

Can't snitch on me, I keep my D

Sealed up like a Dewgong

Think you can beat me you wrong

I know every seasons theme song

Taught my Chancy a song

So you gon' sleep all night long

Eat some berries, want some more

Buy rare candy at the store

Feed me so many sweets I'm a beat The Elite Four

[Hook]

[Commander D]

Fuck hyper beam, got solar beam

Got blizzard up on my triple beam

Got rain dance on my Jolteon

Bring ya whole team, you'll need em all

I caught em all, they all mine

I stay high like a Mr. Mime

I'm dragon type like a Dragonite

I'll beat you up with my fighting types

Giovanni, I'm the Don

Got Persians up under my arm

Got Bulbasaur up in my bong

Got hydropump growing in my lawn

On someone's PC I think that it's Bill's

Rest in peace to all the Pidgies I killed

[Hook]