[Dialogue: Lenval Brown as Lodestar, Vylet Pony as Top Five Videos]

*glitch noises*

These crossroads are all too familiar, aren't they, Top Five Videos?

'Twixt the ethereal paranoia and the sear of reality, we kneel at the plateau of two fractured halves

This weight is our own

We knew better

Fuck, man, all these theatrics; where are you whenever shit's actually happening?

Like, we're super screwed; this is what I desеrve; it's like fate or whatеver

I'm always here

But, in desperation, you perceive me more profoundly

We've been needing to shake things up in our worldviews

*crying*

I definitely think so. What have we got to lose now?

Fuck... I mean, you're right about that; I don't... I don't have anything to lose; like, I'm just gonna get fucked, man; nothing matters!

Right... Because that has always worked

Vid, you can't just... "quickscope" all of your problems away

Oh, oh...

Not again

Oh man, fucking watch me

No

The hard way is still a way

Suppose, then, that this is the way

Good chat; I've got shit to do

*glitch noises*