[Intro]

Yo, we got everybody in the house tonight

I'll wait for my DJ to get ready

[Skit]

Hello boys & girls and welcome to your superhero adventure kit

First, carefully put your mask on

Lock it in place

Second, make sure your armor is superhero tight

Then, put on your big boots

And activate the lasers

Once the lasers are activated

Don that big red cape

And blast off

These aren't comic book pages anymore

This is real life

And remember

Tell a gangster friend to join in because

Every Hero Needs A Villain