Stoned is the Way of the Walk

[Hook]

Stoned is the way of the Walk

Well, it's the Alley Cat puffin' on a hootie rat

Some think I'm a criminal but, yo I ain't all of that

Hit'cha with the baseball bat when ya wanna ill though

Wanna mess around, you get fucked on the hill bro

Kick it like a steel toe, real slow hits from the bong

Make me feel like Cheech and I'm kickin' it wit' Chong

Just like Cheech and Chong frontin' with "Ice Cream"

Cypress Hill is here to give you a nice dream

Speak it like a rolla', and you know it's rolled tightly

I'm like the funky beat, so, why ya tryin' ta fight me

Pigs often site me, that's not polite G

And any hour of the day ya know I might be

Harassed by a pig real fast

They wanna Rodney King me, always tryin'a crown my ass

Ain't got no class (Sen Dog: No Class)

I hit they' ass like the buddah that's stinky

They wanna' scruff but, they' just so rinky-dinky

I'm the freaka, the one who freaks the funk

Sen got the Philly, and he's gonna light the blunt

Sippin' at the kufu make me go cuckoo!

Somethin' like loco then I turn into this loocoo

Bringin' the beta, yeah, now the funk is risin'

Got the beta bass and the nasal highs and

As I kick a trip, it comin' straight from my sinus

Crazy nasal vocals, cannot make the hotties loco

I remember sista Maggie, breasts were kinda saggy

Used to sell me buddha outta fucked up little baggies

Honey'd up a twenty even when I had no money

She said "Pay me back with some Latin dick Sonnie"

Well I never went out, and I don't think I'm gonna

Just for some buddha, she wanted me to bone her

"Demeaning, ya think ya know what I meanin''

I got somethin' for the ho's ta be schemin' on

I'm the Buddha-Real I take a trip ta hoota'ville

I'll throw ya out the door... of my big blue Seville

Then light another joint, this ain't no exploitation (point)

For we are the ones strollin' in the ways of the masters

Stoned is the Way of the Walk

Hit they ass, hit they ass

Like the buddha that's stinky

(Alas, Cap'in there's a ship in sight)

(Huhu, Blast 'em!)