(Hellohooligan)
Okay okay i know that y’all been waiting for this
Doubtful haters, yeah thats the shit i like to dismiss
Peasants. narcissistic over played out lines
Shit syntax, bars too laxed on xanax, mine sublime
Yeah
Beat heavy, but weights i lift is heavier
They love it, the more Gan, the merrier
Preachin’ change but common value much at lack
Pennies to a dime, by that i mean a dime of crack
Ask the hood and they already, know know
THE WHOLE WORLD IS IN LOVE WITH THIS COCO
Oh my god i think i just slayed the game, RIP cyphaholics, hellohooligans my fuckin’ name
(ETan)
Ya girl seen me on Coffee Meets Bagel
All she had to say was "Damn. Fuego."
V-Day coming up, don't simp, go solo dolo
If i'm surely (Shirley) in love, keep it on the lowlow (Lolo)
Feeling alpha, dust me off, and pop my polo
Teased you early on, that’s just some “Ho-Oh”
Rap Game Slowking, you still a Slowpoke…
ETan my fuckin’ name. You already know doe
(Valbeezy)
I’m back in the game
Y’all bitches hella lame
Valentine’s is my day
Cuz Val day is errday
Fuck tinder meets bagel, catch me reading at a cafe
Classy with my ass-ets, my wine and my soufflé
Guys be starin, eyes on me
No islander gem like me
Do you even lift bro, do you even lyft tho?
My dope flow, my cash flow-hot like a volcano
I stay breezy, yo Valbeezyyy mah fuckin name doe
(Mustard Meth)
Mayday mayday, I’m an animal on stage
Safari browser had to put me in a cage
Cause everyday I get 100 views on my LinkedIn page
8th grade my music myspace had two thousand plays
Like Katy Perry’s sharks go viral on the internet
You just a boring start no butter on the dinner bread
My appetizer caviar, don’t get it twisted like a dread
I Order two entries, eat one, selective head
Met you on Tinder, she’s like can we catch up more?
Mustard Meth my fuckin name, the heck you need ketchup for?
(CMONEY)
Yo i'm so fucking high, you can say i'm from the fucking heavens
Ain't no game, but best believe im in a League of Legends
So here i go, u know i'm going in again
Ima eat these pussy niggas up, Attack on Titan
All these pussies in disguise, Tim Roth you can't Lie to Me
Slay you with my rhymes what's it called? bloody poetry
Juvenile rappers everywhere, are you kidding me?
Lemme school you real quick, lesson 1, abc's
I don't have time to be messin' with the likes of you
You know what i'm sayin? Super Saiyan, bitch i'm Goku
So sit back, relax, n watch a god claim the game
Nothing was the same, CMONEY's the fucking name
(Jaspeezus)
Whoa hold up, got my notepad out. yeah, that’s right now y’all can’t shout
Cyphers too tame, jaspy’s the name, let me get ready and take my aim. bitch, it’s the hunger games, and everdeen is her maiden nameeeee
What?
Saw my friend named Molly last night
All about that PLUR, no fight
Ain’t got no appetite, can’t bite
Dropping mad rhymes am I righttttttt?
Now I’m done, had my fun, #luonglive is my motto son
(Yung Jewelz)
Yeah, it's the fuckin weekend, someone pop a bottle
If I push Tyra down a hill, call that role model
She's not the best role model, I prefer Shakira
The way she moves got me sayin Oh-dear-a
I'm working on that bend and snap, my hips don't lie
Boy we got that connection, don't even need wifi
I can turn you on, make yo dick harder than metal
But if you fart on a flower, call that gas petal
Woah okay, I'm sorry this just got weird
Somethin's telling me that the end is near(d)
Now that you've heard this, nothing was the same
Yung Jewelz my fuckin name, puns are my fuckin game
(Magic Carpet)
Puns is your game? Self-invite to the party
Call me Magic Carpet but there nothing soft about me
My words so sick they gave your girl mono
Now she my patient, gives me head pro bono
I whisper in French, she call her friend
Ménage à trois, I got a big repertoire
I got 99 goals, but a bitch ain't one
I got 69 moves, coming quick ain't one
I got sinning ways, being real ain't one
I got game winning plays, Marshawn Lynch ain't one
What's ya name? What's ya number? Oops I forgot
Not tryna wife up girl, join my Thot catalog
(Take Out Box)
First name done that, last name been there
Ain't the first time that your boy said, hey there
You know that he's the one who's not acting loyal
Talking hella smack and acting all royal, Damn
Damn yo man did you dirty
All up in the club being all kinds of flirty
Buying bitches drinks and calling all the shots
Once he's done with you, on to the next thot
Thot, thot, that ho over there
Can't trust him when he got a ho over there
Talking bout forever but that shit lasts a minute
Can't even function till his dick gets in it
Oh damn, this song got me acting all serious
Kinda Delirious, feeling kinda curious
Hard to come down when you rise up to fame
Take out box that's my fucken name
(Melles)
I know its been a minute
Won't you help me find my limit
Oh wait it dont exist
Just. Like. Calculus
Dancing tangent to her curves
Smarts a must, her swag's a plus
You thought she a dime but thots ain't worth a cent
We postive, the illest shit
Haters, fuck your negatives
The dopest shit is all i spit
Das why im a cyphaholic
No alcoholic
Melles my fucking name, keep it in yo membrane
(Funky Flow)
She say she bicurious
That's a little ridiculous
Y'all gotta live my life, vicarious
Yeah she got a Giant ass
So I call her Mad Bum
Stroking on my bat till I LinceCUM
Up and down till I Bust-er Posey
Face so nice, cheeks so rosey
Ok thank you, come again they told me
So I did, in her nose-y
I'll call you with my iPhone-y
Funky Flow the name, I'm picture perfect, Sony
(N-Dot)
Diamonds on my wrist. Diamonds on my fist
Pussy, weed, and alcohol. The sole reason I exist
But money is the motherfucker topping all my lists
And I make all the money cuz I take all the risks
When the rain stops falling, I'll be standing in the mist
I'm like Rob asking Tom, "Why do you persist?"
I feel so fucking divine
Hanging with Buddha sippin’ wine
I’m hella feelin like im on cloud nine
Im killin these rappers like the two kids from columbine
One misstep, you blow up like a land-mine
Go get a fucking spine
I’ll even give you three options, call em your fucking lifeline
(DMoney)
This is long overdue but lemme pay my dues
To greatest group ever made really yall are the truth
Theres Good Music, MMG TDE
They got one thing in common they ain't fuckin with we
I run in ya crib mud on my vans just to fuck up your zen
Middle finger to those who didn’t believe me and my friends
My swag is undefeated they say D-Money is the reason
Cyphaholics is completed ain't no squad that can beat us