I have noticed that all the little sounds

Gather 'round her, and they bring my volume down

She has got all I need

Anatomically correct

And I forget (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

There'd be days like these (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

I can hardly breathe (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

This is not what I need (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

I should stop her, 'cause she's pissin' on my lawn

And the lights are out, I guess all my fuses are blown

Turn the hose on my house

Addam's Family pinball

Begins to reset (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

This is not what I need (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

I can hardly breathe (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

No more days like these (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

I followed her down into the garbage can

With the noise that she makes, she cuts my profits down

And all associated corporations

And my home appliances sleep

Take vacations, and they lie and they steal and they cheat

She has got all I need

Anatomically correct

And I forget (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

There'd be days like these (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

I can hardly breathe (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

This is not what I need (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)