[Verse 1]

I made you a cake so warm and blue

I made you a cake it's true

I made you a cake so warm and blue

But i never heard a word from you

[Verse 2]

I sent you a kiss wrapped in string and glue

I sent you a kiss it's true

I sent you a kiss wrapped in string and glue

But i never heard a word from you

[Verse 3]

I gave you my heart so tried and true

I gave my heart yes I did

I gave you my heart so tried and true

But I never heard a word from you

[Verse 4]

Talked to the mailman, he told me what he knows

Down in the cellar where no one ever goes

All the bottles and boxes with the ribbons undone

And a little dead mouse at the bottom of one

A just a little dead mouse at the bottom of one

[Outro]

So i got me some candy and i covered it with hair

Set it on fire underneath the basement stairs

When the ashes were done, i threw them in the lake

And i never heard a word from you