Art Bitch - Intellectual

[Intro]

Porno

[Verse 1]

My art is called "egocentric soft porno"

Or maybe it's just narcisism

My one and only subject goes

From something like anything but "me-ism"

[Verse 2]

Wouldn't it be easier for Beardsley?

He could drop the paintings and photograph his penis

Or take pics of the chicks; yeah, you know what I mean

Wouldn't it be better for Escher?

He could drop the math and make it happen on his mattress

Two girls and a cam, three girls and a cam (Two, uh; three, uh)

You put a dog there and you got "Polaroid scam"

[Chorus]

I ain't no artist, I am an art bitch

I sell my paintings to the men I eat

I have no portfolio and I only show

Where there's free alcohol

[Verse 3]

I am so hardcore

I sell my crap and people ask for more

Call me a revolutionaire

I poo on a plate and get it published on Visionaire

What I do is called "art-shit"

And don't you dare make fun of me

'Cuz everything I do was featured on the pages of I.D

[Chorus]

I ain't no artist, I am an art bitch

I sell my paintings to the men I eat

I have no portfolio and I only show

Where there's free alcohol

I ain't no artist, I am an art bitch

I sell my paintings to the men I eat

I have no portfolio and I only show

Where there's free alcohol

[Bridge]

Lick, lick, lick my art-tit

Suck, suck, suck my art-hole

Lick, lick, lick my art-tit

Suck, suck, suck my art-hole

[Chorus]

I ain't no artist, I am an art bitch

I sell my paintings to the men I eat

I have no portfolio and I only show

Where there's free alcohol

[Outro]

Art bitch, art bitch

Suck, suck, suck my art-hole