[Verse 1 - Cryptic Wisdom]

If you the kind of guy to load up a bong

You know that this song is for you

Yo, but I'm gone

I've been smoking all week

And I'm toking a bowl

Chief-in, it's a lifestyle baby

No other hoe creepin'

On the face of the Earth is making' her work like this

It's Mary Jane getting me hazed

My favorite chick

I wouldn't trade her up for the world

There ain't a chance that I'm giving up my loveliest girl

We makin' plans

I'm stoned harder than historical slaves

The only difference is the cotton's in my mouth and I'm blazed

Alright, alright

Baby, that was bad comparison

It's ganja that caused fat ass Americans, with the munchies

If you're a junk food lover, that's gotta hit up on a pipe

We must be brothers, I don't give a god damn

If we're next to the cops

I'ma spark it up and always get the best of my plots

[Chorus - Cryptic Wisdom]

This is all for my smokers

And my tokers indeed

I've got some hash, let me at it

Time to roll up some weed

Gonna get stoned goin' nowhere tonight

With the moon and it's all alright

Yeah, we smokin' tonight

Gettin' high and it's all right

[Verse 2 - Emation]

This is to my stoners, my smokers, and all my people

That's blowing and it's illegal, we know it

See, best believe that we show it

Owe it to the gerbs, I'm so high flying with the birds

And I'm just tryin' hors d'oeuvres

Some appetizers and desserts

A side of fries, ayo getting' a Sprite for my thirst

And I stay high, higher than a stripper skirts

Got California Kush, never gettin' dirt

And that's California's perk, it's never getting worse

We love this shit, for the fun of it

We roll up blunts, and puff a grip

I puff so much, I swear my tongue is stuck to my upper lip

And when my lungs quit, I'ma keep coughing

'Til I drop in the bottom of a coffin

I'm not stopping, poppin' outta

All I got is a lot of this marijuana

And I wanna take away your dollar

With all of this weed I brought-a

Honestly Mama, yeah I smoke and blaze

And it's way more dope than the coke to the face

[Chorus - Cryptic Wisdom]

This is all for my smokers

And my tokers indeed

I've got some hash, let me at it

Time to roll up some weed

Gonna get stoned goin' nowhere tonight

With the moon and it's all alright

Yeah, we smokin' tonight

Gettin' high and it's all right

[Bridge]

Yo, I think you're supposed to be rapping right now

[Verse 3 - FaT]

Yo, I'm so high

Cryptic sent me this song to get on a year ago

But I forgot, sorry man

Here you go, it's the pot

It's always got me stuck in a pose, like I'm waiting to catch a fly

That just crawled in my nose; yeah, I'm a stoner

I be watching porn, forget about my boner

Wake up, with lotion in my hand, holding a Brittney poster

I give up

'Cause I feel like I'm running in circles

And this whole thinkin' things

'Bout as gay as the color purple

I be lunching, sitting, staring, drooling

While eating a tub of ice cream

Dreaming 'bout a world full of nothing

I got a problem

This bag I got is not gonna last

But I only got 20 dollars and my cars out of gas

Do you deliver? Man, I promise

I don't live far

Only thing is, can I pay you with this Starbucks gift card?

[Chorus - Cryptic Wisdom]

This is all for my smokers

And my tokers indeed

I've got some hash, let me at it

Time to roll up some weed

Gonna get stoned goin' nowhere tonight

With the moon and it's all alright

Yeah, we smokin' tonight

Gettin' high and it's all alright

[Outro]

And we're smoking some weed

And we're tokers indeed

And we're getting real high

Hello?

Fuck