Black socks with black slides

Cuss when I flip I don't flop

Picture me but don't crop

My photos rob, they never shop

In your LAN, my masterplan

I could turn hashes, to a hundred grand

0-days, Can change ways

My source code forever stays

In the mix, Live and direct

My nodes all run, my tor connect

Onion addresses, My NAT traverses

Outbound connections, bypass inspection

No cardio, but I got cycles

Targets click, on the wrong icons

Fork a process, like my app clones

Mix and match like shuffle ipods

Double up, I triple down

Not talking chess, But I wear a crown

Pawn moves, to play groves

I'm too big they can't wear my shoеs

I'm too real, they can't amuse

I'm too lit, Likе a lit fuse

The code I drop, Confuses them

They follow trails, Like blues clues

Dora the windows explorer

Calc demos, I'm popping over

Phishing site, tracking link hovers

Heartbeats jump like lovers

I got agents, but i'm not an agent

I call them rats, cuss the trenches made me

Call them implants, or even beacons

My LinkedIn profile, could never change me

Open source, or custom code

I hate corporate shells, they don't belong

In my toolkit, my libraries sit

I work them out, until they fit

Backdoor source code, merge the upstream

My c2 awesome, healthy self esteem

I don't lose zombies, I clean their boxes

I export passwords, I fired their foxes

Or edge browsers, I ask DPAPI

I downloaded sessions, the socks will hide me

TLS fingerprints, I change the order

Ja3 don't match me, AV don't watch me

Persistent threat, My malware be

My bootkit flirty, it just flashed me

Bios overrides, this bot is tricky

Memory marked, like there's a hickey

Stack protected, can't execute jumps

OSX with some 0-day flex

Hijack flows, these apps are foes

They can't doge shit, like average Joes

Like dracula, I got accounts

Local drives, and network mounts

I spy and search, I grep and find

Like VHS tapes, their backups rewind

I lose track, of time I hack

Atomic swap, My Monero stack

Handles rotated, the glowies hate it

Those critics meta, but they won't rate it

Teaching skids, about process IDs

Or even boomers, about KYCs

I do with ease, cool as a breeze

I spray shellcode, like it's febreeze

Like flower pollen, ever evolving

Brute forcing hashes, my problems solving

Now i'm just bragging, my malware handling

I can get abrasive, like power sanding

Hacking addict, dropping san serif

Terminal jokes, Comic sans motif

No kali box, my own distro image

Defcon hustle, money making village