[Chorus]
You a tough guy (Woo!)
Talkin' shit behind a screen
Yeah, you a tough guy (Woo!)
Actin' like you are the king
Yeah, you a tough guy (Woo!)
'Til I put that barrel to your teeth
Meet me in person, I guarantee
You won't say that shit to me (Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, hoo!)
Yeah, you a tough guy!
[Verse 1]
Sittin' behind
The binds of his keyboard
It's bedtime, Billy boy
He must be bored
So he goes beast mode
And tweets those weak jokes
Callin' these hoes broke (Pssh)
Even though he's in street clothes, oh please, Lord!
Take him back
We don't need anymore of these little trollin' acts
Like Steph Curry, he don't start start shootin'
'Til he has the screen, to protect his ass
He's a keyboard warrior, stares so much at the screen that
It starts to burn his cornea
I can see the whore in ya, meanin' that you seekin'
Attention so much, you become a dick and absorb it up (Yeah)
Bitch, I'm a sorcerer (Ha!)
I'll cast away your ass, like your last name was Hanks (Hoo!)
You could've been great
But you've got no will, son, you won't reach the bank (Hoo!)
But I'm at the bank
Countin' franks in the back of the vault
While you pro'bly hate
That your life ain't great, and act like it's my fault!
Yesterday, I scrolled through the comments, and what did I see?
A bunch of no-face, talentless no-name bitches bitchin' at me
Sayin' this and sayin' that
"I'ma kill Crypt!" — "I'ma kick his ass!"
"I'ma fuck his bitch!" — "He's so fat!"
"He can suck a dick!" — "He don't know rap!"
'Til I comment back and they act surprised
"Crypt, you're actually a nice guy
I'll admit it: I just didn't think you'd see it
Let alone go and reply
Can you follow back? I've had a rough night
You're not even fat, you're just plus-sized
I'm sorry, man, I won't say it again
I'm just a fan who's bug-eyed
Not a-
[Chorus]
—Tough guy" (Yeah! Woo!)
Talkin' shit behind a screen
Yeah, you tough guy (Yeah! Woo!)
Actin' like you are the king
Yeah, you a tough guy (Yeah! Woo!)
'Til I put that barrel to your teeth
Meet me in person, I guarantee
You won't say that shit to me (Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, hoo!)
Yeah, you a tough guy! (Woo!)
Talkin' shit behind a screen
Yeah, you tough guy (Woo!)
Actin' like you are the king
Yeah, you a tough guy
'Til I put that barrel to your teeth
Meet me in person, I guarantee
You won't say that shit to me
Yeah, you a tough guy!
[Verse 2]
But the one filled with fluff kind
On the inside, you soft and sweet, like a Buckeye
What the fuck, guy?
Once I reply, you might suck on me
Like a tick does my plump thigh
But I got frontline
Combined with the bloodline of a dog (Wroof!)
Bitin' bitches with my canines
If they ain't right
You could'a been a part of this
But, see, Ara missed, like a fake Sprite
'Cause I'm greatness in the makin'
You just a basic plain Jane that is hatin'
And the day that I make it, I'ma make sure
That my name makes way to your fanbase's fake playlist (Woo!)
Aw, man
Got my swag on- you don't like that?
You jealous and mad?
All in one, like an iMac
Touchy, like an iPad
Mad, like a one-eyed guy with an eye patch
'Cause I rap fast, my dad said
You are what I laugh at- haha!
'Cause I know if you met me
You would like me
But you pissed me off
And the chance of forgiveness is highly unlikely
So next time you wanna act big and bad
Think of reading, 'cause it just might
I'll call you on it with the pen and the pad
And give you the addy so you can come fight
But you no-
[Chorus]
—Tough guy (Yeah! Woo!)
Talkin' shit behind a screen
Yeah, you tough guy (Yeah! Woo!)
Actin' like you are the king
Yeah, you a tough guy (Yeah! Woo!)
'Til I put that barrel to your teeth
Meet me in person, I guarantee
You won't say that shit to me (Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, hoo!)
Yeah, you a tough guy! (Woo!)
Talkin' shit behind a screen
Yeah, you tough guy (Woo!)
Actin' like you are the king
Yeah, you a tough guy
'Til I put that barrel to your teeth
Meet me in person, I guarantee
You won't say that shit to me
Yeah, you a tough guy!
[Outro]
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