I wake up still unemployed and

Make myself a cup of soylent

Log on to my favourite website

And scroll through till the end of daylight

You say that I'm

Simply wasting my life

Oh, all my days are gone

Wasted on reddit.com

Kind stranger

Thank you for the gold

Kind stranger

Am I the asshole?

Kind stranger

Why are my girlfriend's boyfriends all

Ignoring me?

My cat is so obese

Post him on reddit so that he

Can be laughed at by online people

Don't sit here and try to tell me that I'm evil

I'm wholesome 100

You're probably a normie

Who doesn't like big chungus

And browses iFunny

I saw a kid who liked Fortnite

So I bullied him to suicide

Kind stranger

Thank you for the gold

Kind stranger

Am I the asshole?

Kind stranger

Why are my girlfriend's boyfriends all

Ignoring me

(Kind stranger

Thank you for the gold

Kind stranger

Am I the asshole?

Kind stranger

Why are my girlfriend's boyfriends all

Ignoring me)