I gotta keep it honest here on the recording. You know, people wanna lie, they wanna tell you stories about what they did, they wanna say I went and gave money, they wanna say I helped a mutilated kid - I gave him some clothes... and it's fake. But I'm gonna tell you something real

Go downtown and bite that butt

Give it to you fast and make you say what

Chomp that ass like it's full of Wendy's

Gourmet salad with cranberries and goat cheese

Goosebumps with the A/C on

Grill that ass like Genghis Khan

Rule over it like Turkmenistan

Turn them cheeks so they face the sun

Get on in there and bite that buttcheek

Put your dentures in if you don't have front teeth

It's the healing feeling

If gravity ends I'll suck ass on the ceiling

Don't get mad, I just wanna touch it

With my mouth and I might wanna suck it

Just a little bit

I mean, I'm not weird

You wanna bite that butt

That's me, I wanna bite that butt

C'mon, I wanna bite that butt

Back it up I wanna bite that butt

Yeah, bite that butt

That's me, I wanna bite that butt

I don't think this can go on the album

I think it's a little too honest

Bite that butt

I wanna bite that butt

Back it up, let me bite that butt

Back it on up

I wanna bite, bite, bite it...

Get it in my mouth

Go down south

And get it in my mouth

I wanna bite that butt

That's me, I wanna bite that butt

Bite it - I wanna bite that butt