V.1

Model T-800 version three

Fresh out the assembly line, shiny and clean

Everyone on the network knows about me

Living tissue wrapped around a machine

Goin’ back in time, classic trick

Bulletproof glass breaks like a twig

I’m electric, turn me off and I’m dead

So i avoid strong magnets and getting wet

I don’t eat food, I go home to charge

I don’t have a problem with the people at large

Most of them are gone, and I gotta say

That i’m no longer down with judgment day

Sure, I killed a couple guys in the 90’s

Skynet was bad so I sent them a virus

I listen to daft punk, eight digits of pi

I’m immortal til the day I die

V.2

I’m a bat but I’m also a guy!

Depends on if I walk or fly!

Transylvan.I.A, born and raised

Drinking blood was how I spent most of my days

What a shitty night to have a curse

I’m really, really hungry, and it’s getting worse

I don’t care about a dayjob or cash

Go into the sun and I’ll turn to ash

I’m the impaler, I’ve got geolocation

I don’t have a very good reputation

White makeup every day of the year

What do you mean I can’t wear my cape in here?

Dr. Acula bites harder than snakes

Oh look, you brought your little torches and stakes!

I just drink blood, clearly not a sin!

Can’t come into your house ‘til you invite me in

Chorus:

Villainous! Villainous!

Oh my god, so villainous!

(x4)

V.3

I’ve been dead for five thousand years

No need to mourn, don’t shed no tears

I’m a nice guy, I’m only dead

I was like you once so don’t be scared

I never suffered in life, I had a wife and kids

Livin’ it up in the pyramids

I was once a Pharaoh of repute and fame

But these warring factions give the dead a bad name

Mummification! Mummification!

I got no love for the skeleton nation!

The right vocation in this location

The eradication of the skeleton nation!

Chorus:

Villainous! Villainous!

Oh my god, so villainous!

(x4)

V.4

I’m the master of the guard and I don’t take shit!

Treasonous scum? Throw ‘em in the pit!

Handling the lords and the common hoard!

All of these enemies gored with my sword!

You can bribe me, if you’ve got the gold!

My men are cold and do as they’re told!

This castle is under my control!

Throw you in the dungeon with no parole!

I know every backstreet to the sultan’s vault

Criminals still tremble when they hear me say HALT!

Break the law between the castle and yard

Then you’re gonna deal with me - Master of the Guard!

V.5

I’m topless… Kylo Ren!

I love Darth Vader, I’m his biggest fan!

I wear a mask, I don’t show my face

Baddest dude in Starkiller Base

I buy dark clothes down at the mall

No date for the high school ball

Stormtroopers laughing down in the hall

I am mad and punched a wall

I’m not nice, I hope I’m clear with this

So so so bad I gotta make the list

The force awakened and i was pissed

Anakin and Ben stay villainous!

Villainous! Villainous!

(x4)

Villainous!