[Intro]

"One thing I learned in this life

You bend over and let people fuck you in the ass

Guess what happens?

They fuck you in the ass, absolutely"

[Verse 1: Crow]

Seen pictures of shawty lookin kinda phat

What a jackass, I tell it how it is

So I laugh, but cha' know the biz

If she calls tomorrow saying she wanna have my kids

I won't even call back, acting like she all that

I'm all that too, tall dude that

Had that, I don't give a fuck

Type of attitude, higher altitudes

Never got high or skated

Alpine, but graduated

From being under paid and intoxicated

But baby why haven't we dated

Yeah I know I could've waited

Life is a vacation, memories are faded

But we had none, wait I had one

Took it back 'cause I sold it for ransom

And she loved it, when I asked her to chill

She was down to fuck even though

She couldn't afford birth control pills

But still, I handled the bills

With a gambling addiction beyond reach

Sucked the fun outta' life like a fuckin' leach

What's a million to a billionaire babe

A junior chicken 'cause that's what Suman says

Couldn't see where I was going but its beyond me

Why she be on me

She was on me with that virgin Mary swag

Mary Jane in her mothafuckin bag

Take a drag, let it out

Make it fit can't get it out

Never kiss and tell but how

Am I still the one she pillow talks about

[Outro]

"He is such an asshole,is he always like this?

Since he's been here! Strangely sexy though"