[Intro]

Yeah, let me pull my motherfuckin' .45 out

For week 45

C.O.B., Hip Hop Weekly

Last year, we made something outta nothing

This year, something is becoming everything

I mean heavy bling, painting the Chevy green

Becoming the sickest rapper that you ever seen


[Hook]

E, this is Eastside

T, we take it to the top

H, this is hip hop

E, every week, I drop

R, I'm the realest nigga still in the game

This is C.O.B. for life, Crooked I is my name, nigga

I, you see the initials

Will, I keep it official

Not, I sleep with a pistol

Lose, I greet you with missiles

I'm the realest nigga still in the game

C.O.B. for life, Crooked I is the name

Yeah


[Verse]

I will not lose 'cause niggas will not beat me

Used to be a hot diss, now it's a hot Weekly

See these rocks freeze me, extremely hot breezies

Want to hop on the cock 'til they walk knock-kneed

Then I hop in the drop and it's begging to mach speed me

Yes sir, the Spur is a blur when them cops see me

Smash it through the Eastside o' Animal Planet

You love beef, I bet them cannons make cannibals vanish

Get your chin strap and mandible damage

The ammo dismantle and handle your cabbage

Like I'm a ravenous savage, nigga

Next to Crooked, nothing is close

I'm political enough to blow up on the Huffington Post

Still put D on the block like I'm fucking with Ghost

Tuck in my toast under the clothes like a hustler s'posed (To-to-to)

Who can stop my reign?

That's like Bush having Obama's brain

That's like me voting for John McCain

My God, rather vote for John McClain

I die hard with my squad, C.O.B., my niggas is loyal

Fans make me who I am, I treat the listeners royal

It's like I got a sultan inside of my mind feeding me lines

Slicker than oil, sicker than spoiled food missing the foil

I'm outside the booth with what I recite

It's a out of body experience, my spirit's in front of the mic

We nothing alike

You'd have to live a year past 99 to keep it 100 once in your life

Open your mind, here's hoping you focus your grind

The realest quotes ever spoken in rhyme

The discipline to write something down is the first step to making it happen

I'm Lee "Crooked" Iacocca with mine

Lot of rappers want to be leaders, most of 'em blind

The others on a mountain getting their back broke from behind

There you acting for these fans in this industry so proper

In the booth, you Superman, in the pen, you a soap dropper

I don't respect competitors, I rather Beretta ya

Arm, leg, leg, arm, head, chest and et cetera

Flexing with weapons, I'm shredding ya

Before I touch you kids, I look for Chris Hansen, because he want to catch a predator

My dude, I'm too sick, my guns produce hits

I cruise in new whips, get nude with a few chicks

My flow is on cruise control, so I really don't do shit

The best can learn from me, excuse my two cent

I'm Crooked I from C.O.B., never selling out

Yelling out fuck the world, let me spell it out


[Hook]

E, this is Eastside

T, we take it to the top

H, this is hip hop

E, every week I drop

R, I'm the realest nigga still in the game

This is C.O.B. for life, Crooked I is my name, nigga

I, you see the initials

Will, I keep it official

Not, I sleep with a pistol

Lose, I greet you with missiles

I'm the realest nigga still in the game

C.O.B. for life, Crooked I is the name

Yeah


[Outro]

Hip Hop motherfuckin' Weekly

I see my nigga J.U. in this bitch

C.O.B., nigga

Shouts out to my dude P-Dub in Lakewood, ya nawmean

Nick in Dago, what's poppin'?

Haha, Nema

Y'all know what we doin' over here, man

We gettin' motherfuckin' busy

Tommy and Joell, we gon' get these niggas this year

J.C. and J Dog

Horseshoe motherfuckin' Gang in the motherfuckin' building

I got the whole Misfit ENT, rest in peace to my nigga

Yeah

Jay!