[Intro: Crispy Crackers]

Hello X-Force

[Verse 1: T4Toby]

Hello X-Force

Fudging Meg like a horse

We have the source

And you've had a divorce

Moving onto Calcio X

Underage sex

Thinking he can flex

We have better paychecks

Hello Miniswansealdo

Playing with that dildo

With the dick you swallow thinking you're Despacito

[Verse 2: Crispy Crackers]

Best friend is a posh duke

It's funny, your life is a fluke

We have dropped the nuke on your channels

Are like puke

Onto Captain Pants Adventures

Fucking Meg is a pleasure

Go home, soak your dentures

Name has too many letters

You are all tryhards

We're committing you armed

Stop eating lard

I hope you die hard