[Verse 1]

Wait... is this another acid hit?

Or just some crazy shit!

I miss the life of the mundane

This can't be good for my brain

[Pre-Chorus]

Damn, a man, from lollipop lands

A gumball machine is pissed at me

Ghosts and ogres obnoxious as all Hell

The monster only helping us into days end!

[Chorus]

A day in my life isn't what it seems

Praying the universe won't end

Seeing human heads float around

What do I do?

Playing video games!

For humanity

My life isn't regular

Travel to see father time

Just a simple worker at the park

Hooked me friend up so we can start

My life isn't too regular

[Verse 2]

Rock, paper, scissors, damn!

That's when this crap began

Just hold on for a while, guys

This is gonna be a bumpy ride

[Chorus]

A day in my life isn't what it seems

Praying the universe won't end

Seeing human heads float around

What do I do?

Playing video games!

For humanity

My life isn't regular

Travel to see father time

Just a simple worker at the park

Hooked me friend up so we can start

My life isn't too regular

[Bridge]

I wonder when I'll wake up as from this dream

When I wake up these stories're something I can't believe

I'm scared for my life

I'm scared for my life

I'm scared for my life

[Chorus]

A day in my life isn't what it seems

Praying the universe won't end

Seeing human heads float around

What do I do?

Playing video games!

For humanity

My life isn't regular

Travel to see father time

Just a simple worker at the park

Hooked me friend up so we can start

My life isn't too regular