[Intro: Hatsune Miku, bum 1, bum 2, bum 3]

You have three new messages

Hey, it's Alyssa, just checking in

I'm out here with Lauren, are we still on for tonight?

'Cause we've been waiting outside of this club for a while now

So I just wanna make—

Girl, we've been waiting out here all night

Where the hell are you?

Don't tell me you're trying to fuck that dumbass again

Because if you are, I'm gonna k—

Okay, so I googled it, turns out you're right

Corn isn't named after the band, it's the other way around

Anyway, I got your text and yeah, I am free tonight

(One, two)

Uh, I just wantеd to hang out with you

(One, two, three)

[Verse 1]

People laughin' whеn you speak

"Was it something I said?"

You're braindead!

But somethin 'bout you makes me weak

Somethin' wrong with my head

I'm braindead!

[Chorus]

You're a damn fool

But I love you ("Was it something I said?")

I'm a fool too (You're braindead!)

'Cause I love you

You're a damn fool

But I love you (Somethin' wrong with my head)

I'm a fool too (I'm braindead!)

'Cause I love you

[Post-Chorus]

My friends been wonderin'

"Are you in love with them?"

"Nuh-uh, nuh-uh,"

I mean, you've gotta be kiddin'

Save your embarrassment

There's no comparison

Uh-oh, uh-oh

(

[?]

braindead)

And they're still wonderin'

"Are you in love with them?"

"Nuh-uh, nuh-uh,"

I'll keep my obsession hidden

It's too embarrassin'

I wanna marry them

Uh-oh, uh-oh

C'mon, you gotta be kiddin'

[Verse 2]

Mirror, mirror on the wall

Who's the dumbest bitch of all?

'Cause every second that we speak

It's you, until my knees get weak

I tease you but it's just to hide

That I'm the dumbest bitch alive

I fell for you, I don't know why

I cross my heart and I hope you're mine

I love you, I'd like to see you

I hate to say, but I need you

I double texted

I triple texted, I—

God fucking damn it

I'm just too dumb when I'm lovestruck

I start to blush when you come up

And god, you're just so dumb

Kiss me now, make me—

[Chorus]

My friends been wonderin'

"Are you in love with them?"

"Nuh-uh, nuh-uh,"

I'll keep my obsession hidden

It's too embarrassin'

I wanna marry them

Uh-oh, uh-oh

C'mon, you gotta be kiddin'

[Bridge]

We been wonderin'

You in love with them?

We wanna know, we gotta know

Don't keep it hidden

We been wonderin'

You in love with them?

You tell us no, but c'mon

(I mean you gotta be kiddin')

[Chorus]

People laughin' when you speak

"Was it something I said?"

You're braindead!

But somethin 'bout you makes me weak

Somethin' wrong with my head

I'm braindead!

You're a damn fool

But I love you ("Was it something I said?")

I'm a fool too (You're braindead!)

'Cause I love you

You're a damn fool

But I love you (Somethin' wrong with my head)

I'm a fool too (I'm braindead!)

'Cause I love you

[Outro]

It's a fucked up fairytale

Be the prince to my princess

My whole life getting derailed

But before you, I liked it a lot less

And I guess I'll admit it

Just one looks all that did it

You're a little bit dumb, but it's all fine

'Cause I'm braindead too, you should be mine