[Verse 1]

It's time to admit I have a problem here

This is the crumb of complication

The situation is worse than I feared

I have to resolve this infestation

Chewing on the wires

Tearing up the floorboards

Crawling through the plumbing

There are gremlins everywhere

No manner of traps seem to do the trick

They always fall short of expectation

All of these foul creatures, they make me sick

It's time for total annihilation

[Chorus]

So many gremlins

I got to get them out of my house

They're multiplying

Faster than I can put them down

These little demons

Kill one and two more will take its place

It's never ending

I'm on the verge of going insane

[Verse 2]

It's easy to send them to an early grave

This is a war, there's no surrender

Watch them explode, tossed in the microwave

The sparks they produce is quite the splendor

Gremlins in the attic

Gremlins in the basement

Gremlins in the pantry

There are gremlins everywhere

They're easy to grate in the kitchen sink

They're quick to puree inside a blender

Loads of fun dropped inside the wood chipper

They pop like a grape with your own pressure

[Chorus]

So many gremlins

I got to get them out of my house

They're multiplying

Faster than I can put them down

These little demons

Kill one and two more will take its place

It’s never ending

I'm on the verge of going insane

[Verse 3]

No matter how many of these creatures I squish

They crawl out of the woodwork and they always persist

Why don't they all move on and just leave me alone?

There is nothing left except to burn down my home

[Chorus]

So many gremlins

I got to get them out of my house

They're multiplying

Faster than I can put them down

These little demons

Kill one and two more will take its place

It's never ending

I'm on the verge of going insane