Yo, you ever have one of them nights?

When you're feeling like a superhero

And you decide you wanna try and drink

Like you were in college again

Knowing dang well that... your body can't handle more than two drinks?

[BW: Hook]

Probably shouldn't, probably shouldn't, probably shouldn't, probably shouldn't

Probably shouldn't pop them' bottles

But we're gonna do it anyway

Probably be on by midnight, yeah

That's what I always say till I get throwed

After two drinks I'm throwed

Somebody call a Uber, I lost my keys, wallet phone

[Creative Mind Frame: Verse 1]

Yo, it was a Friday night

But when you're 30 plus you know that Friday might

Be dope

Most likely ends with 10pm, passed out, your couch plus Nеtflix

But not this time and I will bet my

Paycheck rеgret will be my target baseline

One to the two to the three to the four

That's how many drinks till my body hits the floor

First thing ugh, beer chug

And I know the club is loud grab my earplugs

Two drinks, I think I'm alright

Tomorrow payin' for decisions that I'm makin' tonight

10:32 trynna catch my second wind

Pretendin' in my mind that I'm 22 again

But even though I shouldn't gonna do it anyway

Undisputed heavyweight who can party and engage

[BW: Hook]

Probably shouldn't, probably shouldn't, probably shouldn't, probably shouldn't

Probably shouldn't pop them' bottles

But we're gonna do it anyway

Probably be on by midnight, yeah

That's what I always say till I get throwed

After two drinks I'm throwed

Somebody call a Uber, I lost my keys, wallet phone

[Creative Mind Frame: Verse 2]

They say wisdom should be coming with age

But if we're judging by a hangover, hah

I am a sage

Time to start the recollection

Of all the drinks in my stomach that I collected

But my friends corrected

And said I only had a couple vodka waters, so now I'm checkin

The videos and photos

There's no way one drink has me out here feelin' like Quasimodo

Pre-game nothin'

Maybe I was waitin' for the club, so I'd remember stuntin'

From the line to the wine

To dancin' to that Twin song

That goes three-six-nine

Your boy was feelin' fine

Then I saw a video, three shots that I tried

I must be out of my mind, when you're 30 years old?

One shot till you die

[BW: Hook]

Probably shouldn't, probably shouldn't, probably shouldn't, probably shouldn't

Probably shouldn't pop them' bottles

But we're gonna do it anyway

Probably be on by midnight, yeah

That's what I always say till I get throwed

After two drinks I'm throwed

Somebody call a Uber, I lost my keys, wallet phone

[Creative Mind Frame]

Can we get some food please