Pi(e) Day - Intellectual

[Intro]

Yo, this song goes out to... all you people obsessed right now with...

Learning IoT... MQTT... Home automation... and messing around with that little 30 dollar computer...

Yeah... it's Pi Day fools

But not a real pie

Not a day goes by, I can say no lie, that I don't hop in my raspberry pi

Hit up a slew, of YouTube tutorials, now it's falling into place like a little choreo

Everything covered wall to wall like parkour, started off small and now I’m getting hardcore

Every single day I be getting more smug, home assistant io be my automation hub

And let me set thing straight, no keyboard or monitor I SSH

(Yeah) you can't see me when, I encrypt all traffic through my VPN

You wanna try and track me? Then be my guest, you couldn't find me even with my DNS

If you really wanna I will be direct, 192.catch these hands is the address

Do your research, that’s what you’ll get man, working on my music anywhere like a jet man

I mean it’s so fly to be so d close by, all of my files anytime just cause these code lines

My syntax layout? Strong like Snorlax, but you will never get this like your name Borat

If you bout that life, do it for the pi man, gotta rep the pi till you die man bye man

Do it for the Pi, do it for the Pi, it’s not a real pie, so please don’t eat it

(Repeat x 4)

Oh nooooo, the nights out, I'm bout to turn your lights out

Because it’s past 10, Owntracks say we’re home, so the lights turn off from the location on our phones

All of my lights they be the right type I gotta night bright, that turns on at the notion of my finger when I swipe right

And if it’s date night, I gotta set the mood man, for no reason at all… caz I gotta be that dude man

(hah) Creepy I know, but its ’ll up in the guts like gpio

Flow like Nile, watcher like Giles, Open VPN all my files

Got machine’s having convos... MQTT, Bruh Automation makes it be too easy

My homie Jon’s gold. like C3P... Oh yeah my code’s fixed now we in completely!

Everything's in sync, I guess I call that unity, snippets of code from the HASS web community

Started off, like I'm trying to learn Tamil, now I SSH nano type it in my yaml

Blinds? I'll do it. Temperature? Control it. You're the one who broke into my house? I’ll know it!

If you wanna ride the then Amazon gotta holla man, computer does it all for like 35 dollar man

Do it for the Pi, do it for the Pi, it’s not a real pie, so please don’t eat it

(Repeat x 4)