[Intro: Craig and Tweak]

People are dying

The fault is our own

You can do lots of damage

When you're on your phone

We all have to agree (ah, ah)

To change it somehow (ah, ah)

Let's all make a pledge (ah, ah)

To end it right now (ah, ah)

[Hook: Fourth Grade Choir, Random Adults, and Both]

Put it down

Don't be on your phone

While being president

Put it down

Might do something dumb

And cause an accident

Let's all agree, here today

That if we're ever leader of the USA

We'll put it down

[Spoken: Random Adults, Fourth Grade Choir]

If at any point today, you're being a president, put down your mobile device (Put it down)

If I'm on the phone, I will not get behind the desk of an oval office (Put it down)

I'll take the pledge

I'll take the pledge

And I'll take the pledge (No one cares)

What's that? I was just elected president? Well, then, goodbye

[Hook: Fourth Grade Choir, Parents, and Couple in a car]

Put it down

If you're president today

If you find yourself being president today

Ah ah ah ah ah ah (Hey, Brian, look! I was just elected president

That's great, Nancy, now put down your phone)

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah (Right)

Put it down

[Bridge: Eric Cartman]

Give a standing ovation

For suicide in our nation

Or I will rip my own guts out

Without one hesitation

Dedication, that's what it's taking

To waken people to care

And yet my future's so hazy

My girlfriend's making me crazy

But still I'm working so hard

You know, just trying to hold on

Because I know you don't miss me so much

If I was gone

And all the voices start solo

But everyday I hear them grow

Saying, "Eric, don't do it, don't do it noooo"

No... no....

[Hook: Fourth Grade Choir, Parents and Fourth Graders]

Put it down

Don't be on your phone

While being president

Put it down

Might do something dumb

And cause an accident

Let's all agree, here today

That if we're ever leader of the USA

We'll put it down

[Outro: Fourth Grade Choir, Cartman]

Put it down

I'm not gonna do it, guys. It worked. I'm not gonna do it