NARC (Interlude)

By Coydog

On Old Faithless

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You done barked up the wrong tree

In starting to conjure beef, you bitch

Markers 'til carpal to monger parchments of devious shit

I'm bitchier than karma is

Narcoleptic narcissist

Barfing dark bars in bars I used to get carded in

"Yo, Coy, is you as high as flying carpets is?"

Is Peter Parker marvelous?

Is Harvard where the smart kids is?

Spitting sweet got my teeth marked with tartar

Blonde broad dumb and hot like retarded kids in Tartarus

This arsonist's pockets is chock full of narcotics

Cock my Glock and stop motion like Wallace & Grommit

Cop a molotov to bring to cocktail hour

Cowards cower while I have a cow blowing pounds of sour

In my shower shouting, "Lion's Den the answer, bitch!"

Crabbier than cancers is

Careless with my larynx bitch

Grab the dagger from the back of my attic

Sharpen it

Master bars is soon carved into faggots' carcasses

I'm an emphatic radical, like a Marxist martyr is

Get in the C-A-r, bitch

Like carbon mixed with arsenic

Hysteric terrorist anti-American shit

Arrogant heretic

Compare my careless wit to six Jim Carrey flicks

More extravagant than faggiest of faggots, bitch

Nasty as a pad filled with flatulence and maggots is

Hazmat flow, bombs I drop is atomic

Keep a wet flow constant, now that's a Life Aquatic

Luck bad as fuck, they call me black cat

Black gat does the talking

Stalking strumpets wearing stockings

And mocking old pros with the cold, gold flow

Most dope in the biz

Spit syphilis sick

Diligent in remaining belligerent

Mitigate with missiles bigger than galaxy filaments

Coydog in the building, bitch