Once I was an embryo

Then I got the old "Heave ho"

Got let go

When I was a little runt

I pulled some cunning stunts

Stunning ones

They'd hit me but I wouldn't cry

I'd just wink with my third eye

Murdilized

Now I'm a different kind of ape

The kind you assholes hate

Have some bait

I heard ol' Neil put 'er down

But we don't need him 'round anyhow