I'm so fucking sick I'm the king of the world

I'm a genius of, useless stuff

Some people they gotta work

Well I just hang around

Dreaming up, useless stuff

So if I call you from time to time

I said my life is such a drag

I feel like a hag, well please shut me up

Would you like to live my life?

And I'll be with you tonight

And I'll be your, useless stuff

Oh now everybody wants to be our friend

So we act real Zen

And hang around with movie stars

So if I call you from time to time

I said my life is such a drag

And I feel like a hag, please kick my ass

Girl would you like to live my life?

And I'll be with you tonight

I'll be your, useless stuff

Said I'll be your, useless stuff

Now I'll be your, useless stuff?