[Round 1: Marvwon]

I say this all started in some guy's basement

Which in itself is weird

Like what did we think battling in that man's house was gonna do for our careers?

But he gave us a couple dollars, we took it

We got a chance to chill with our peers

Then you let it slip, about how you were jealous of this luxurious ass beard

So now we here

It's the peculiar case of Marvin and his lying friend

Whoever you called to get dirt on me, you better fly 'em in

Cause if you think that's gon' help you win one round, you better try again

This gon' be a biblical ass whooping, Daniel, welcome to the lion's den

I gave you your whole fucking style

Racism included

But you kinda like Marvwon lite, nigga you watered down and diluted

Let me hear some extra rude shit, out the window goes this cool shit

Can't nobody in this building say "nigga" unless I approve it

Go Goku’s back, but I'm only hear to speak to Vegita

Call me a "moolie"

I'ma Do The Right Thing and burn down your pizzaria

You will literally have hot sauce

I'm talking en fuego Prego

I'm just trying to build with this wop, nigga those are dego Legos

But now he's in a box, you know a Dead Man, I'm talking "Ayo"

I'll make this a-hole smell worse then ten day old mayo

What you say bro? You thugging?

Who in here done seen Daniel's goon?

Right, well he sings to the cops, nigga we all know Daniel croon

What happened? I am heroin, hot shit, I am what's on Daniel's spoon

I will put my animals on his head, nigga since he wanna be Daniel Boone

[Round 1: Caustic]

I said yo

I say isn't that shit cute? You coming out your face

Checking your shit, probably got some calls about some pounds you flake

Shit, it's been ten fucking years, you still sound weird and out of date

Talking shit about my beard, you're so fucking fat even your beard's outta shape

I said he don't look like much now, but back in my days he was an O.G

I mean, I used to repeat some of what you told me

Cause back then I used to think you was Kobe

So I wanna give you a moment of respect, and tell you homie to homie

I learned a lot from you Marv', you're like my Obese Won Kenobi

I said I could reach for his windpipe, leave him sleep with a quick swipe

I mean honestly y'all sometimes it's hard for me to be mean to this guy

Cause you look on the outside like how I feel on the inside

I mean honestly, I didn't even wanna approach this like that

Dawg, holy fucking shit you're fat

You prolly fucking quit the match if I told you the McRib was back

I ain't even trying to go there and play tit for tat

But the bitch that took your virginity prolly try to give it back

So I don't wanna hear shit about how you gon' run up with Llamas

Dawg you get five steps out the car you'd be fucking exhausted

You look like 90% of your clothes are fucking pajamas

It looks like every time you go the gym they play Fuck Up Some Commas

Him and his old girl used to have a special vibe

Until one day they got into a fight cause you tried to take the extra fries

Bitch don't play then Marv fucking said "goodbye"

So funny how shit didn't workout cause he ashamed to have an ex her size/exercise

I'll kick the door open while you're fucking like, "What is y'all doing?"

Any bitch that fucks you is beyond stupid

You're such a large human your favorite sex position is Lay On Top Until She Stops Moving

I say, he be trying to lock bitches down like they under arrest

Shit is basically a life sentence of uncomfortable sex

He's either gonna crush her to death or she's gonna drown in a puddle of sweat

She's basically fighting for her life until she runs out of breath

And then he be holding his chest, hoping for the best

Last time homie had some sex he got sued by his mattress for post traumatic stress

[Round 2: Marvwon]

The bitch tried to give me back my virginity huh?

That sounded like fun

The only thing that bitch tried to give me back was my illegitimate son

I'm nice with these moves, I'll make your head spin like a break dancer

And Aspect said you gon' see him about telling people that he got fake cancer

[Caustic]

Anytime. If he does have cancer I'm gonna win easily

[Marvwon]

Why would you fight a person with cancer? Who are you?

This battle shit is fun, you love it, it's such fun ain't it?

I've been waiting on this match up longer than a fucking Lush One payment

I'm underground, but don't mistake me for one of them abstract writers

I will put mo' people in yo' crib than a Team Backpack Cipher

{Chokes}

This Cal' will push his brim, that's Pat Stay's hat

I made a living off of these letters, nigga I'm Pat Sajak

You are not who comes to mind when I think of that Bay rap

I will literally kill you to bring Mac Dre back

That's Town business

King shit, this crown business

Who in here think Caustic is it?

Well nigga you in the clown business

Let's get back to this you writing rounds business

I heard the story, I said these bars are strange but Danny's a coke head

Are we really surprised that his lines are 'cane/Arcane?

You been mid tier your whole career

Nigga, nothing but a weak spitter

In the FreshCoast history books, you are nothing but a seat filler

I heard it don't take shit to hit yo' bitch

Some Reggie weed and some cheap liquor

With a coaching I heard the bitch make balls magically disappear like a flee flicker

[Round 2: Caustic]

Sometimes you're kinda good Marv'

I give the fat man credit

You know how I know you're overweight?

[Marvwon]

How?

[Caustic]

Cause you fucking snore while you're awake

You are going to get 3-0'd by cholesterol, no debate

And you haven't won a battle in fucking forever

You been in a drought longer than the fucking Golden State

Y'all wanna hear how fucking disgusting Marv' is?

He scavenges for food that others discarded

To keep it warm he keeps it tucked under his armpit

And when he gets tired his fucking stomach doubles as an armrest

[Marvwon]

That's not even possible. That's not even humanly possible

[Caustic]

Try it. I double dare you

I mean y'all should be happy

You don't get to see someone this fat often

It looks like you just had a problem with an assistant manager at a Baskin Robbins

Fucking fat, black, obnoxious

Running around looking like Blacktion Bronson

So what it really be

Out here looking like a Mark Henry mini me

Ain't no grilling me, I break him into three parts like a trilogy

Nickle be pointed at his face like a window's peak

Bitch you bigger than a wildebeest

That shit will get you fricassed

I can use your titty meat to feed a million children in the Middle East

So what you wanna do tubby?

You can't fuck with me I'm too hungry, you too chubby

I'm six foot, 220, you six foot two of me

I mean imagine him, at the gym

Trying to get his abdomen flat again

Bad news buddy it ain't fucking happening

Last time he got in my car he fucking cracked the rims

Fucking shit beard to the side and cause an accident

Y'all remember the BP oil spill? That was him

Nah I'm bullshitting, you're way too black to swim

Y'all in here thinking that I'm having a friendly match with him

But what y'all don't know is that the loser gotta buy dinner

So fuck that shit I have to win

[Round 3: Marvwon]

During my research I saw a picture of you and your little man the other day

....

What? This isn't me choking, that was me being quiet cause I had nothing nice to say

But you? You gon' ruin him

Right now see he's prolly a dreamer

He has absolutely no idea that his papi's a tweeker

But it's right in front of his face, in black and white

Like Wally and Beaver

He gon' watch dope take his famous parent away like Bobbi Christina

People say Caustic is fake racist

I said, "When did the facts switch?"

If he say he in love with the cocoa, it ain't got nothing to do with a black bitch

[Caustic]

Really? I lost my virginity to a black girl. That's bullshit

[Marvwon]

We just lost J Arch, we lost PH, we lost Sean P

And I'm saying that to mention that Danny I love you

This is not a battle, this is yo' intervention

And I hope you know that I'm coming with the most humblest intentions

Cause being a 30 year old blow head is obviously a fucking cry for attention

Whoooo! Tough crowd

[Caustic]

It's getting a little heavy

[Marvwon]

Yeah the shit got real. Let's get back to fat jokes

You know the deal, they pay me I show up and show out

Everybody came to see this G take the win over Steffani, No Doubt

It's amazing how your mother is known as a private dancer

And it's ironic how you're racist and on your shirt is a Black Panther

If you talk while I'm speaking, I got something that'll leave you leaking

It's crazy how they made you look like Drake on the flier

But in real like you Meekin' him

It only puts me back to something when I was young that I was told

Always heard that the good die young

Well Caustic I am living proof that the great die old

Y'all niggas thought Caustic could beat me, fuck is you crazy dude?

I'm a Detroit nigga and I just bought them .380's through

And the last thing he gon' see is that D over that navy blue

Like, "Wigger, look at what you made me do."

[Round 3: Caustic]

Sometimes I don't understand our friendship Marv'

Sometimes I gotta revise the strategy

I mean, I feel like we spend most of meals asking you like, "Why are you mad at me?"

I mean, I tried to take the guy to Applebees

And he fucking blew up on the waitress like a Chinese factory

I said I'm kinda nice dawg why fight it?

You talking about striking dawg I wouldn't fucking try fighting

I mean I'm too quick dawg, I'm fucking white lightening

Shit you said it yourself I even look like Drake in the right lighting

Shit you think I forgot about y'all?

Y'all some fucking cheaters

I know what you kids do

Stole the fucking WRC tapes the second you start losing

That's a bitch move

Y'all been rapping for 20 fucking years, never fucking improve

Plus you're cool with Quest holding you back, he's like the big spoon

Man, you and Quest have been together forever

From the jump he could tell you were better so he fucking locked you down longer than Nelson Mandela

Dawg, people like you make it hard for people like me to pay respect to their elders

Dawg, you been on the same fucking Quest for 20 years like Legend Of Zelda

So what's with the attitude?

I never met anybody as fat as you

I can hear your fucking heart arteries clogging fucking jamming too

If you fucking feeling froggy about this shit then do what you have to do

My team will clap for stupid shit like Family Feud

I said shit I wish you would try to catch me slipping while I'm out here perfect dawg

I stays with the nine like she damn near perfect

Shit I might just have to burn him if he ever try to take mine

I heard you was scared to death of jail, that's what I heard through the grapevines

You be walking the yard, holding pockets on the main line

Bitch, you more like Floyd's homie, prolly kill yourself if you face time

Shit, said there ain't too much to this gangsta stuff

Get money, fuck bitches, don't say too much

It's the king of disrespect, dawg, I play too much

You still waiting to get saved, you pray too much

Out of town, motherfuckers in The Bay too much

Stay in your Lane Bryant you in the way too much

I got sent upstate for pushing weight too much

I kill the fucking plug he make me wait too much

I'm crazy, drugs up in my face too much

I'm way too much, bitch you just weigh too much

I said, those fucking arteries inside here are fucking set to explode

People this big don't live that long dawg, I'm just letting you know

Avocado's already uploading your battle highlights into Editor Pro

So in a year from now when you die your memorial video is queued up and fucking ready to go

You said you was gonna rap circles around me and I was giving you power

I would rap circles around you but that would take literal hours