He rode in on a fake white horse

Mean and sleazy with no remorse

History told us he was no damn good

But the door flew open and he swore he could

Solve our problems

Oh, Chuck Hamlin

Thought he was a bigwig

Tried to drive the big rig

But he couldn't handle it

Somehow, some like him, some just can't see

What seems so obvious to those like me

This tractor traitor not puttin' us first

See W smilin', he's not the worst

The men in charge said it'll be just fine

He'll learn the ropes and he'll get in line

But he's a bull in a china shop

He'll never learn his lessons, he's a pitiful flop

In a tailspin

Yo, Chuck Hamlin

Thought you were a bigwig

You tried to drive the big rig

But you couldn't handle it