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Ayowitty

[Intro]

Yeah I'd like to take a quick second and talk about a weapon

A certain weapon with jank that ain't never been questioned

You might be thinking it's sword or scythe, katars

But the truth of the matter's

What I'm boutta lay out in these bars

[Verse 1: Cosolix]

Lance ain't no chance, can't win without defense stance

Ground pounded offstage, and you're past tense

Tryna chase it in a rage, that's deadly

Can't even engage it onstage, call that MegD (Say what? Oh nah!)

With lance, just spam everywherе

And you're flying up the bracket without a carе in the air

Trust me, I'm a pro

This weapon's so busted you can win with your eyes closed

(Aye, aye, aye, aye!)

[Chorus]

Screw lance, screw lance

Delete it

Screw lance, screw lance

I mean it

Screw lance, screw lance

I'm not the one to blame, this weapon's lame

Screw lance, screw lance

Delete it

Screw lance, screw lance

I mean it

Screw lance, screw lance

I'm just the product of a broken game (Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye!)

[Transition: Cosolix & Stephanafro]

Yeah, Steph

This weapon it's like actually so broken

SAir's got so much drift

DAir is way too fast

The devs had to be joking

And don't get me started on priority

You can't help but admit

Lance mains are carried by this sh-

Hey! Woah

I respect your point of view, but Cosolix

Come on, you're a lance main and through and through

Orion and Artemis helped me create some of my best vids

And you won a tournament with it

When people were calling it mid

It brought us all together

You, me, and everyone watching

Lance did all of this

Huh! Yeah

[Verse 2: Stephanafro]

But that doesn't change the fact that it's stupid

It's stupid, it sucks, and I hate it to the Kor

If a lance main says "hello"

I'll smash their head against my door (But you play lance)

For legal reasons, that's a joke

Kinda like nLight's 3 hit poke

This weapon must be fatal

Cause lance mains play like they're having strokes

And I'm looking for the reason that they added in this weapon

It's a demon and I'm asking God to step in

Come clean it up, I've seen enough, It's kinda scuffed

This weapon needs a little more than simply just "adjusting"

Oops! sAir just killed you with its final frame off to the side

Just one more reason lance mains should all commit su-

[Transition: Cosolix and Stephanafro]

Woah woah woah, dude, monetization!

Don't be threatening my fans

I was gonna say "commit to watching guides"

What?

..."to learning new weapons?"

What'd you think I was gonna say?

[Chorus: Cosolix & Stephanafro]

Screw lance, screw lance

(Ohhh-ohhh-ohhh)

Delete it

(Screw lance, screw lance)

Screw lance, screw lance

I mean it

Screw lance, screw lance

I'm not the one to blame, this weapon's lame

(I think I got cancer, ohh I got cancer, baby)

Screw lance, screw lance

Delete it

(Ohh, I have ligma)

Screw lance, screw lance

I mean it

Screw lance, screw lance

I'm just the product of a broken game

[Outro: Cosolix]

(Lance, screw lance, screw lance, screw lance)

That was awesome

(Lance, screw lance, screw lance, screw lance, screw lance

Screw lance, screw lance, screw lance, screw lance

Screw lance)