He's got a knapsack and he’s got a pipe

And he sits on a rock and he forgets to wipe

Pipe man

Don't take my sack

Pipe man

Don't take my sack

He’s been out there for what must be 25 years

I don't even know if he's a man or a beast

He walks up and down by the ocean side

Looking for a garbage feast

Y'know, he's got this pipe

And it makes him look like an intellectual

He's always got it filled with some kinda cheese

And when I see him walking around

His turban starts to flap in the breeze

And I say, 'Hey, pipe man

Don't you touch my sack now’, baby Oh no

Said, ’Hey, pipe man Don't you touch my sack’

Sack's not for you, baby

Hey, pipe man

What's your plan?

You gonna walk up and down forever?

Hey, pipe man

How do you eat, how do you live?

I just can't think you’re that clever

You're a big old guy

Maybe go down and swim with the fish

Maybe jump with the dolphins in the breeze

I don't know, maybe you got a million dollars somewhere

And you got a condo in the Beverly Hills trees

I said, 'Hey, pipe man

Don't take my sack'

You keep your fingers to yourself there, buddy

Hes got a friend called the sand man

Who walks down the street

And when they pass they hardly say hello

I think pipe man is secretly jealous of sandy

He follows him wherever he goes

But hes got a pipe and that borkum riff

Or whatever that tobacco is called that he smokes

One thing i like about old pipe baby

He laughs at all of my jokes

But i said "keep your fingers off my sack, buddy"

This sack ain't for you

Its only for me

And i said hey pipe man whats your plan

Man down by the sea

But its good luck seeing old pipe

When he walks and he rolls

And he shambles and he crawls on his knees

And whenever i drive past and i see that pipe man

I say, it makes me wanna- fills me with ease

And I said, 'Hey, pipe man

Stick your hands off my sack'

Woah!

Hey, pipe man

Get your hands off my sack

Said, 'Hey, pipe man

Woah, get your hands off my sack'

I said, 'Hey, pipe man

Woah, get your hands off my sack'

Get your hands off my sack

Get your hands off my sack

I got love for you, baby

But you get your hands off my sack

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Get your hands off my sack, baby