Daddy's in jail on a trumped-up charge

Sure he was drunk when he wrecked his truck

Took a good 10 men to get him in the squad car

Daddy-O

Daddy-O

What's the world comin' to?

Daddy's in jail, tough as nails; he'll be 75 in May

Nobody inside better mess with him, or he'll break 'em in

Two

Shit down his neck and use his head for a basketball

Daddy-O

Daddy-O

What's the world comin' to?

Daddy's in jail; we visit him every chance we get

Bring him corncob pie and a chainsaw file

Judge is his cousin so you know he'll beat the rap

And be out in time for Christmas

Daddy-O

Daddy-O

What's the world comin' to?