Buckle up and blow some smoke

Life is but a cosmic joke

First we're born and then we die

Sex is just an alibi

Buckle up and blow some cheese

Life is just a cosmic sneeze

I say bless you, you say damn

Cornbugs cornbugs kick it man

Cornbugs cornbugs watch us crawl

All the pretty pretty girls love our beetle ball

Cornbugs cornbugs everyone a cornbug

On your ears and in your eye

Cornbugs cornbugs everyone's a cornbug

First you crawl and then you die

Buckle up and blow some smoke

Life is but a cosmic joke

First we're born and then we diе

Sex is just an alibi

Buckle up and blow some cheesе

Life is just a cosmic sneeze

I say bless you, you say damn

Cornbugs cornbugs kick it man

Cornbugs cornbugs everyone a cornbugs

On your ear and in your eye

Cornbugs cornbugs everyone's a cornbug

First you crawl and then you die

Cornbugs cornbugs watch us crawl

All the pretty pretty girls love our beetle ball

This is just too hard for me

Buckle up and blow some smoke

Life is but a cosmic joke

First we're born and then we die

Sex is just an alibi.... a good one at that!

Buckle up and blow some cheese

Life is just a cosmic sneeze

I say bless you, you say damn

Cornbugs cornbugs kick it man

Cornbugs cornbugs watch us crawl

All the pretty pretty girls love our beetle ball

Let's balsam....or is that a conifer?

Cornbugs cornbugs everyone a cornbugs

On your ear and in your eye

Cornbugs cornbugs everyone's a cornbug

First you crawl and then you die

Ooooo.....I got some motion in my lotion

Buckle up and blow some smoke

Life is but a cosmic joke

Buckle up and blow some cheese

Life is just a cosmic sneeze

I say bless you, you say damn

Cornbugs cornbugs kick it man

Cornbugs cornbugs everyone's a cornbug

On your ear and in your eye

Cornbugs cornbugs everyone's a cornbugs

First you crawl and then you die

We're not kidding around here, it's getting serious.... serious

Buckle up and blow some smoke

Life is but a cosmic joke

First we're born and then we die

Sex is just an alibi

Buckle up and blow some cheese

Life is just a cosmic sneeze

I say bless you, you say damn

Cornbugs cornbugs kick it man

Cornbugs cornbugs watch us crawl

All the pretty pretty girls love our beetle ball

Coleoptera

Cornbugs cornbugs everyone a cornbugs

On your ear and in your eye

Cornbugs cornbugs everyone's a cornbug

Cirst you crawl and then you die

There's gotta be a reason for being alive

Is it for pleasure?

Is it for pain?

Is it so God can drive us insane?

There's gotta be a reason for being alive

Cornbugs cornbugs everyone a cornbugs

On your ear and in your eye

Cornbugs cornbugs everyone's a cornbugs

First you crawl and then you die

Be beetles, be beetles with me, baby

Ok, all you sweat puppets

Get on the dance floor......here we go

Buckle up and blow some smoke

Life is but a cosmic joke

First we're born and then we die

Sex is just an alibi

Cornbugs....mmm....oh yeah

Buckle up and blow some cheese

Life is just a cosmic sneeze

I say bless you you say damn

Cornbugs cornbugs kick it man

Cornbugs cornbugs watch us crawl

All the pretty pretty girls love our beetle ball

Cornbugs cornbugs everywhere everywhere

Cornbugs cornbugs everywhere everywhere

In your eye and in your hair

Cornbugs cornbugs everywhere

Everyone's a cornbugs

First you crawl and then you die...