There was young boy who put brown rice on his eyebrows

And dried cranberries under his chin

Went to clubs said, "Hi, my name is wild rice

Could you let me in for free?"

I said "There's no cover. You got rice on your face."

He said "Don't I know you from someplace?"

I said "Maybe, I don't know."

He said "I think so

Weren't you in Silver Bullet with Corey Haim?"

"I think you got me mistaken because....

I am not your Gary Busey Boy

I am not your Gary Busey Boy

I am not your Gary Busey [??] has got me someone upset with you

Busey Boy, I'm not your Gary Busey Boy

(I'm sorry to disappoint you)

Busey Boy, I'm not your Gary Busey Boy

(I'm sorry I'm not your [?])"

"Were you in the Buddy Holly Story?"

"Nope"

"Were you in the Lethal Weapon?"

"Nope"

"Were you in that movie about the guy in the attic who comes down sometimes?"

"No!

I think you got me mistaken because...

I am not your Gary Busey Boy

I am not your Gary Busey Boy

I am not your Gary Busey [?] has got me someone upset with you

Busey Boy, I'm not your Gary Busey Boy

(I'm sorry to disappoint you)

Busey Boy, I'm not your Gary Busey Boy

(I'm sorry I'm not your [?])

Busey Booooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

(spoken)

"And don't call me Nick Nolte, neither"