Narduar’s Cousin - Intellectual

[Sample: Nardwuar vs Nirvana: Nardwuar in italics, Kurt Cobain in Bold]

Uh, Kurt, doot doola doot doo

Kurt, doot doola doot doo

Doot doola doot doo...

Doot Doot

Oh, Kurt, [?] station ID just quickly, just one for CITR

Just one second. Just one for fun. Station ID, Kurt. For CITR Radio

CITR Radio. And who are you?

Nardwuar's Cousin

Can you say, this is Kurt, and you're listening to CITR?

This is Kurt, and you're listening to CITR

I'm Kurt Cobain, and you're listening to CITR Radio

No, you're not

[Verse 1: Copywrite]

Scram, skedaddle, bounce, if you had an ounce

I'd prolly battle you for it and leave you at a drought

This caucasian's got his cock raisin'

In your thot's twat, blazin' 'til my knot's soft like a hot raisin

(Listen.) Your fiction's got pulp in it

Master P, Master card's got no limits

Let multiple persons battle me, you gon' need to blast guns

Multiple personalities, you don't even have one

[Verse 2: Metro]

But if you do have common sense

Under your do-rag, you should prolly use that (Who's that?)

Niggas Johnny Too Bad with a tool and Designer Lou bag

Who they tryna fool? Are you mad?

They wanna get a rise out of me, mad I won't go

Will I ever give a shit again? That, I don't know

Only time will tell, like a straight-up snitch

Or conversations when you're by yourself

[Verse 3: Copywrite]

Rockin' a holy crucifix is the only way I could get double crossed

Peter Parker, Spider shit, I see trouble, boss

Five DUI's, not the one you want to ride against

Tobey Macguire money, movie lucci, making Spidey cents

Now kiss Mary Jane. This very strange

I feel very high, but ain't blaze in many days

Large pimpin', scary with the flow

I'm Marge Simpson: married to the doh!

[Verse 4: Metro]

'ey, tell 'em Large Marge sent 'em, not them niggas

In the marked car, knock them out the ballpark (hit 'em)

Busy birds and blank stares be kitty purrs

Got niggas come up for air like every fifty words

So attached, hoes tatted on their lower back

Some people lean into the shoulder snap

That's the difference of an inch and mile

Half these niggas wouldn't know if it was piss from a cloud (Ow!)

[Hook]

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[Verse 5: Copywrite]

She wanna do something strange for no change like Barack Obama (Wait for it.)

There's no way you're heat holdin', baby bitch. You ducked when you heard, "Okay, I'm reloaded."

But it was just a Jay-Z skit. Fuck you, pay me, bitch

Come through, make me rich. Kung fu, crazy kicks

Got in truck with Vodka up in a McDonald's cup, and now I got a little Dewey like Donald Duck. (Fuck.)

[Verse 6: Metro]

Made a face like Donald Trump when he hit the blunt, then jumped like, "Y'all no fun."

Suicide is painless, so I've been told, but really, who am I to blame when you know it's a joke

I hear 'em talking, only blowing the smoke. I breathe fire.All the ugly bitches, be quiet

A muzzle to keep silent, a struggle to eat, we are like one on this beat, grindin' with guns underneath. (Bang.)

[Verse 7: Copywrite]

I called Cory up, 'fore he brought the story up 'bout how I relapsed last night and fucked forty sluts

I said, "Orgy what? so that's why I'm sore as fuck." No pun, go run to the phone, rung Maury up

He said the baby's not a kin to me, dig it, I jumped up and clicked my heels like Jiminy Cricket

How peculiar, crowd yellin' Hallelujah, y'all beef over grass and shit like cow manure

[Hook]

Nardwuar's Cousin

Nardwuar's.....Nardwuar's....

Nardwuar's Cousin