Though you tried to be really nice

The salesman gives you no advice

He doesn't give you any information

He definitely needs a long vacation

You didn't come here to have a fight

Especially with someone whose not that bright

Being treated like this isn't funny

Go somewhere else with your money

From this gent you wouldn't buy bread

So unfriendly, what's in his head

Staring at him you ask yourself

What is with his mental health

Be prepared, this will repeat

Another trial to defeat

Though you tried to be really nice

The salesman gives you no advice

He doesn't give you any information

He definitely needs a long vacation

Lookin' in his face you feel a little sick

Think you need a dagger, need it quick

A vicious deed is now contrived

Your heart enraged, will he survive?

Be prepared, this will repeat

Another trial to defeat

Though you tried to be really nice

The salesman gives you no advice

He doesn't give you any information

He definitely needs a long vacation