[Intro]

I've been seeing people on the web

Advertising their content in comment sections

That ain't where to do it boi

So now I'm gonna try to stop it

[Chorus]

Don't even think about it

Don't advertise your trash, it's shit

Not in the comments

Please stop in the comments

[Verse]

D.A.B. stands for Don't Advertise Bro

Dab everywhere you can, pls just keep it on the low

I don't know, bro... why you advertising all on YouTube?

OMG, they ain't been dabbing on PornHub where you see boobs

Boobies are what we came for, not your Minecraft let's play

A man liking another man is considered gay

And there is nothing wrong with that

Homophobic? Boi I will not buy you a cat

I might just hit you with a gat, and dab

I be cooking pizza in my lab, aye

I'm not a real rapper but I'm doing this for fun

If you ain't dabbing, boi I will shoot you with a gun

Dab on the haters, dab on the lovers

Please always dab in front of your mother

Remember that you don't have to dab everywhere

But please dab in front of your stinky uncle with dyed hair

[Chorus]

Don't even think about it

Don't advertise your trash, it's shit

Not in the comments

Please stop in the comments

[Outro]

This album is gonna be lit as heck