[Chorus: Confusing Guy]

My favorite team the Milwaukee Mavericks (bah)

I dribble the tennis in Madden

I'm going downstairs, attic (attic)

It's hot outside, I need a jacket (it's cold)

My booty too real, plastic (plastic)

My girl throwing footballs with herpes cause she was fucking her boyfriend in catch it

I'm digging this girl like a wedgie (ew)

Oh you a teacher, test me (come test me)

Church girl, these niggas don't want none (none)

[Verse: Confusing Guy]

He seem pink like homer (homer)

But, I ain't no simp son (nope)

I think my arm got eyes, (why) cause my wristwatch (yup)

Think it's sweet like candy, (yup) if I get pushed, pop (boom)

I drive a Mercedes-Range Rover (room)

My money blue like a four-leaf clover (pussy)

And my brother got a tat, when I just got a tat too

My haircut got a talent cause they asked me what my hair do

Why we call a building "building" if the building already built

I can't stop staring when I'm driving just because my steering wheel can't

Baseballs can't fly so how the fuck I got a batman

[Chorus: Confusing Guy]

My favorite team the Milwaukee Mavericks (bah)

I dribble the tennis in Madden

I'm going downstairs, attic (attic)

It's hot outside, I need a jacket (it's cold)

My booty too real, plastic (plastic)

My girl throwing footballs with herpes cause she was fucking her boyfriend in catch it

I'm digging this girl like a wedgie- (ew)

My favorite team the Milwaukee Mavericks

I dribble the tennis in Madden

I'm going downstairs, attic (attic)

It's hot outside, I need a jacket (it's cold)

My booty too real, plastic (plastic)

My girl throwing footballs with herpes cause she was fucking her boyfriend in catch it

I'm digging this girl like a wedgie (ew)

Oh you a teacher, test me (come test me)

Church girl, these niggas don't want none