[Verse 1]

I still remember, third of December

Me in your sweater, you said it looked better

On me than it did you, only if you knew

How much I liked you, but I watch your eyes as she

[Pre-Chorus]

Walks by

What a sight for sore eyes

Brighter than a blue sky

She's got you mesmerized while I die

[Chorus]

Why would you ever kiss me?

I'm not even half as pretty

You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester

But you like her better, wish I were Heather

[Verse 2]

Watch as she stands with her holding your hand

Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder

But how could I hate her? She's such an angel

But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she

[Pre-Chorus]

Walks by

What a sight for sore eyes

Brighter than a blue sky

She's got you mesmerized while I die

[Chorus]

Why would you ever kiss me?

I'm not even half as pretty

You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester

But you like her better, I wish I were Heather

[Bridge]

(Oh)

Wish I were Heather

(Oh, oh)

Wish I were Heather

[Chorus]

Why would you ever kiss me?

I'm not even half as pretty

You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester

But you like her better, wish I were