[Intro]

When was the first time you got fucked in your little hot ass, huh?

Oh, gosh

Tell me your little dirty story

Oh, long time ago

Cheah

Ayo

This song is about

Your nanna

Check it out

[Verse 1]

We first met at church, she was havin’ a rest

Bitin’ into an apple, playin’ scrabble and chess

Sad and depressed, just another damsel, distressed

I said “Don’t worry, babe” with my hand on her dress

She slowly stands on her legs, then I pass her the crutches

I touch her and call her sexy, she laughs then she blushes

We’re past introductions, I’m hopin’ for some harder play

Take her back to mines, then I open up the shardonay

Mm, Danna babe, your hair’s so sharp and grey

Fuck that, Sexy, let me go chuck on some aftershave

She shakes her head, her voice deepens and starts to say

“Stick it in my arse and pray I don’t fuckin’ fart, okay?”

Shit, lady, I ain’t even half your age

I don’t wanna 'cause sharp pains in your heart today

She spreads her cheeks and says “Charge away”

So I do, what a freaky old slut, but I can’t complain

[Chorus]

She gets naked on the floor, say no more

Your nanna is an anal whore

She likes it in the back door

I’m so, so sorry, but your nanna’s an anal whore

She gets naked on the floor, say no more

Your nanna is an anal whore

She likes it in the back door

I’m so, so sorry, but your nanna’s an anal whore

[Verse 2]

Sweat drops as she spits on my red nob

And takes out her teeth just to give me a head job

Arthritis in her fingers, yeah, she grips on my wet cock

Should I get her some medicine or a gift from the sex shop?

I have a picture of her tits on my desktop

Her hot wrinkly breasts got dimples and chest stops

The doctors say she should be livin’ the rest of

Her life playin’ bingo and sittin’ on death watch

But guess what? She’d rather be an anal whore

And if it makes it sort of distract the pain, I’ma break her jaw

And I’ma do it till I piss out a plate of corn

I’m afraid, ‘cause each day she’s ageing more

A damned nympho who can’t stand bingo

And when she dies, I’ma wait till her grandkids grow

Then let ‘em know how their fuckin’ nan’s skitzo

And maybe stick my willy into where their damn shit goes

[Chorus]

She gets naked on the floor, say no more

Your nanna is an anal whore

She likes it in the back door

I’m so, so sorry, but your nanna’s an anal whore

She gets naked on the floor, say no more

Your nanna is an anal whore

She likes it in the back door

I’m so, so sorry, but your nanna’s an anal whore

[Outro]

Your nanna is an anal whore

Your nanna is an anal whore

Your nanna is an anal whore

Your nanna’s an anal whore

Wiggle your asshole around. Do a lot of really dirty shit to your shit hole

Oh!

You like that? Ooh, yeah, baby. Spread that asshole, get that asshole wide. Oh, yes. [?] pink shit hole