[Chorus]

Baby, you don’t know

You don’t know what you’re in for

But it loves you so

It’s my penis

Baby, you don’t know

You don’t know what you’re in for

But it loves you so

It’s my penis

[Verse 1]

My penis, look at the size of it

I, I wanna see your bosoms and dize on it

Don’t worry, it’s good that your eyes on it

But just to make it smaller, I’m puttin’ some ice on it, yeah

And I’ll probably spoof in your eye socket

My cock is causin’ this woman to dry vomit

I like vomit, I couldn’t survive on it

But I’ll eat it every night with some puddin’ or rice on it

I’ve got an iconic willy, yeah, it’s kinda huge

If you can find it through my underwear, behind my pubes

I’ve got a slimy gooch, is your vagina loose?

I can be a mighty, nice masseuse if you’d like to root

I’m a tiger, wrong animal

Radical shlong ration your vaginal, on national

Television, no hassles, it’s all natural

You have to [?] packages ration you

[Chorus]

Baby, you don’t know

You don’t know what you’re in for

But it loves you so

It’s my penis

Baby, you don’t know

You don’t know what you’re in for

But it loves you so

It’s my penis

[Verse 2]

My penis is humongous, the reason that you sluts is

Leavin’ on two crutches, Jesus, my huge crotch is disgustin’

Somethin’ bulimics can puke up with

A fuckin’ behemoth, it seems like smooth custard

You’re beaver and boobs, lost it, but really? Can you blame him, though?

It will make you soakin’ wet, I bet you’ll need a change of clothes

I bet you’ll have to go explain at all your neighbours’ homes

Blamin’ my amazin’ bonin’ talent for the way you moan

Fellatio is my penis’ best friend

The sweetest of rectums, I’m eager to wreck them

I pee on your breasts, then you’ll proceed with your chest drenched

There’s obscene scenes you haven’t seen, seen in my sex den

You queef with your legs spread, when my cock rapes you

I bet you’ll suck my penis, even when you’re not made to

I’ma reap your swappy twat until it’s got a bruise

And be warned, there’s no tellin’ what my srog may do

[Chorus]

Baby, you don’t know

You don’t know what you’re in for

But it loves you so

It’s my penis

Baby, you don’t know

You don’t know what you’re in for

But it loves you so

It’s my penis (oi)

[Verse 3]

My penis, still so wicked and so tank, but

It’s the reason the dildo business will go bankrupt

No fat sluts, kill those bitches with those flab guts

And I ain’t needin’ no film or pictures, I don’t wank much

Got hoes plaqued, bruv, basically, I’m a large threat

At the zoo, my dick was mistaken for a giraffe’s neck

Ah, yes, my brain is just a bizarre mess

Every slut I see, my aim is to get her arse stretched

These tards sweat, when I enter their room

They can sense that I soon will be dentin’ their womb

‘Cause my tentacle’s huge, did I mention? It’s groomed

Then invented a screw, when it gets in the mood

It’s connected to two nuts, both are gigantic

Watchin’ my taipan dick chokin’ bystanders

My willy will always be groped with my standards

So nice that it could make Homer like Flanders

[Chorus]

Baby, you don’t know

You don’t know what you’re in for

But it loves you so

It’s my penis

Baby, you don’t know

You don’t know what you’re in for

But it loves you so

It’s my penis