[Pre-Intro]
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Couldn't put Humpty together again
[Intro: Complete]
Yo I'm gonna tell you a story
About the one they call Humpty Dumpty
And I'm gonna tell you what really happened on that terrible terrible day and the events that led up to it
[Verse 1: Complete]
Yo I've seen him before cleanin' the floor at a convenience store
Cos he needs to support 3 kids and feed 'em some more
For him rest is a battle gettin' sleep is a war
Cos he has some sorta demon lyin' deep in his corе
Recently poor he hеars the timer tick in his head
So he sits on his bed cryin' cos his missus has left
He tried to get a better job man he's wished and he's begged
But in the end no one wants to hire a fictional egg
He's so sick of the meds that his doctor prescribed
Every option he's tried just hides the problems inside
And it's kinda made it worse cos he wants to survive
But rather die than swallow his pride alive hospitalized
It's not gonna slide he's gotta decide
Why every cockheads denied him for the jobs he's applied
One day he got a reply to clean a shop every night
Yea I've seen him before I was watchin' him cry
[Hook: Complete]
Humpty Dumpty hated himself
Humpty Dumpty waited for help
But help never came nothin' at all
So Humpty Dumpty jumped off the wall
Humpty Dumpty hated himself
Humpty Dumpty waited for help
But help never came nothin' at all
So Humpty Dumpty jumped off the wall
[Verse 2: Complete]
At school he was the silent type he never tried to find a guy to fight
Yet he was denied the right to like his life
He got bullied cos his tiny height 'til a Friday night frightened
He decided to light a pipe
He quit school for a 9-5
At a fast food restaurant drying dishes and slicin' fries
It didn't matter that the manager was twice his size
Humpty would be nice and kind hiding all his minds despise
By surprise he felt the urge for violence right
Somebody called him useless and copped a fuckin' knife inside
A minor fine and a 6 month sentence
When he was released he wanted shit but vengeance
It was endless livin' in the past syringes in his arms
As he's lingerin' in parks
Driftin' from society listen to him laugh
He's accepted that he's different but the difference is you can't
[Hook: Complete]
Humpty Dumpty hated himself
Humpty Dumpty waited for help
But help never came nothin' at all
So Humpty Dumpty jumped off the wall
Humpty Dumpty hated himself
Humpty Dumpty waited for help
But help never came nothin' at all
So Humpty Dumpty jumped off the wall
[Verse 3: Complete]
When spendin' time with his children Humpty has got luxury
But turnin' back to drugs he suddenly lost custody
Anyone he's ever loved has seen the fuckin' leaves
Now he's at the park punchin' trees 'til his knuckles bleed
He sees a brick wall and climbs to the very top
The tiniest step will knock him right off the ledge to drop
He hears sirens he slides to the edge and stops
The cops arrive and start tryin' to get him off
All he ever wanted was a happy life that is nice
Yet he managed to sacrifice his marriage twice
Angry nights and constant crime from savage fights
Paradise for him was gettin' knacked and packin' pipes
And tonight he's gonna leap to his death
But then one of the police starts screamin' and says
You must have a reason the live please seek it I beg
Instead he jumps now he's free and in peace he can rest yes
[Hook: Complete]
Humpty Dumpty hated himself
Humpty Dumpty waited for help
But help never came nothin' at all
So Humpty Dumpty jumped off the wall
Humpty Dumpty hated himself
Humpty Dumpty waited for help
But help never came nothin' at all
So Humpty Dumpty jumped off the wall
[Outro: Complete]
So there ya have it
The real story about what happened to Humpty Dumpty
I mean you don- who the fuck's stupid enough to fall fall of a wall
You really think he's that clumsy he wasn't a fuckin' retard
Huh the end