[Verse 1: Complete]
Oi
Let me take you back to hell, to Helicobacter High
Where they trapped us like felons who in the cracks to die
My spelling was crap but I developed a knack to write
"I'm a rapper" I'd tell em, they'd dwell on the fact I'm white
Attracted by the respect a musician gets
It's hard when school's infecting you with its stress
When cigarette smoke's swept into cricket nets
Your biggest test is projected through liquor's hex
A picket fence surrounded the school property
I'd often leave sobbing from hours of cruel mockery
The class clown, I was found at the pool chopping weed
I wanna be myself but there's thousands of rules stopping me
So what's the key to a general education?
Like sex-ed taught me my genitals get sensations
I was waiting everyday for a credible explanation
Teachers were meant to test me, instead they all test my patience in
[Chorus: Complete + Drapht]
Helicobacter High, Helicobacter High
The plan was to sell you their pack of lies
Helicobacter High, Helicobacter High
Stand up, they tell you get back in line
And if you're treated like an idiot in school
Don't worry man, we were just like you, you, you
If you don't know why, welcome to Heli-co-bact-er High
[Verse 2: Drapht]
I never really learned that much in school, they said
"Paul, you're dumb as fuck and see that basketball will never help you pay your bills"
But here's a finger for them all
Cause I could pay the bills for every single dux up in that hall now
I walked around, found solace in Nirvana
Kurt Cobain said "Voice your pain", school said "Shut Up"
Get up, get your ass out my class, out of my sight
Now I'm outta sight, out of their class holding a mic
Owning two cars, a bike
While you went and got your honours and your masters
I was honoured my heart, mastering life
But had to travel through dark, darkest of night
It was darker than Darth's mask when it passes through light
And now I'm here and it's bright and I'm sharper than shark with a bite
Stayed on my grind, I'm the sharpest of knife
But they tried to take my mind with their food in their cafeteria
Clear of ya and your school full of bacteria
[Chorus: Complete + Drapht]
Helicobacter High, Helicobacter High
The plan was to sell you their pack of lies
Helicobacter High, Helicobacter High
Stand up, they tell you get back in line
And if you're treated like an idiot in school
Don't worry man, we were just like you, you, you
If you don't know why, welcome to Heli-co-bact-er High
[Verse 3: Complete + Drapht]
A kid obsessed with the craft of rap
I used to have to hear them laugh at my Dada hat
They'd start to chat, saying my bars are wack
And that I'd never be good enough for a Drapht collab
They take it back, taken back
Faster than jumping up on the fucking back of Pharlap
You half of us, do the math
And half of you couldn't even compute when we are talking
Kinda like Stephen Hawking but dangerous cause we walking
Maybe it's just rewarding that we taught em a lesson
We went from, forging assessments to recording a session
Forming a formula, performing to our former professors for a profession
Cause they're daughters now adore every door that we step in
So check your feet when you're stepping up to Complete & Mister D-rapht, went from a C mark on a sheet
To an A+ on a beat, to a D cup in the face
I see the top of the class & keep chucking him change
[Chorus: Complete + Drapht]
Helicobacter High, Helicobacter High
The plan was to sell you their pack of lies
Helicobacter High, Helicobacter High
Stand up, they tell you get back in line
And if you're treated like an idiot in school
Don't worry man, we were just like you, you, you
If you don't know why, welcome to Heli-co-bact-er High