[Verse 1]

This is strange

This is weird

People think I've disappeared

Distant peers

Sit and hear

Ex-missus is in tears

So is that

What the heck?

How has he gotten let

In this room?

Stop a sec

What's this bruise

On my neck?

Oh shit

It must've worked

Must've done it

It just occurred

That this room

Is just a church

And I came in a

Fuckin' hearse

A dozen jerks

That I hate

They will all be

At my wake

Acting fake

Yeah they're pleased

And I was meant to

Rest in peace

(Fuck)

[Chorus]

Don't you know that I don't want you at my funeral?

So why'rе you sitting there?

Slithering in that chair

Bеfore I left you didn't even care

Don't you know that I don't want you at my funeral?

So why're you sitting there?

Slithering in that chair

Before I left you didn't even care

[Verse 2]

Did I even

Leave a will?

So my mom

Receives a meal

All these people

Grieving still

When we didn't

Even chill

At least there's still

Mates I trust

Even though they

With ladies

That they

Date and stuff

Crazy sluts

That hate my guts

Funny how that

Now I'm dead

All these haters

Bow their head

Without a sec

They bow respect

But wished for this

Around my neck

The crowd has left

Except the priest

Reception next

They get to feast

Everybody's

Said their speech

And I was meant to

Rest in- huh

(Fuck)

[Chorus]

Don't you know that I don't want you at my funeral?

So why're you sitting there?

Slithering in that chair

Before I left you didn't even care

Don't you know that I don't want you at my funeral?

So why're you sitting there?

Slithering in that chair

Before I left you didn't even care