[Chorus]

You wake up with a pain in your tummy, so you race to the dunny

It’s the after grog bog

The night before, you wasted your money gettin’ cases of stubbies

It’s the after grog bog

You get a cramp, ‘cause you’re holdin’ it in

It’s stingin’ your hole, it’s assaultin’ your ring

You cringe, ‘cause it’s fuckin’ revoltin’, it stinks

It’s the after grog bog (yo, uh)

[Verse 1]

I awaken with this fuckin’ perfect naked chick

It’s kinda funny how a ton of bourbon came to this

I’m just about to have a rub on her amazin’ tits

Then my stomach hurts, I get the sudden urge to take a shit

I vacated quick, movin’ through this nice home

I find the dunny near thе room that she’s inside though

What if it’s loud and sounds putrid? Then shе might know

Just in case, I rush to play some music on my iPhone

I try slowly and quietly lettin’ it plop

Instead, it just drops and it violently echoes a lot

It’s like there’s somethin’ dead inside of me left to just rot

I guess it’s the grog, it’s so slimy and wet and it’s slop

Then it just stops, I clean my anus up

Then I wash my hands discreetly, I ain’t keen to make it sus

But just as I leave the basin, I see the naked slut

With an aching gut, sayin’, “Fuck, I need to take a dump”

[Chorus]

You wake up with a pain in your tummy, so you race to the dunny

It’s the after grog bog

The night before, you wasted your money gettin’ cases of stubbies

It’s the after grog bog

You get a cramp, ‘cause you’re holdin’ it in

It’s stingin’ your hole, it’s assaultin’ your ring

You cringe, ‘cause it’s fuckin’ revoltin’, it stinks

It’s the after grog bog

[Verse 2]

Once I woke up with my hand on this woman’s superb curves

Then my stomach was crampin’ and it couldn’t have worse

Should’ve taken a shit but thought it would’ve disturbed her

So I held it in and fuckin’ took her to work first

I reverse the second she leaves the car

Speedin’ past all the traffic and clenchin’ my freakin’ arse

My rectum is even scared to attempt to release a fart

After like ten minutes, I enter my street at last

I went and proceeded fast, in need of chuckin’ a mean dump

But I fuckin’ forgot, my street’s covered in speed humps

Isn’t that great? Just what I need, cunt

I go over some of them, and my stomach indeed jumps

I see one left and I’m stupidly touchin’ clutch of course

I drove over it beautifully, but I lost support

I get to my house moody, I just unlocked the door

My day is ruined, there’s poo on my fuckin’ boxer shorts

[Chorus]

You wake up with a pain in your tummy, so you race to the dunny

It’s the after grog bog

The night before, you wasted your money gettin’ cases of stubbies

It’s the after grog bog

You get a cramp, ‘cause you’re holdin’ it in

It’s stingin’ your hole, it’s assaultin’ your ring

You cringe, ‘cause it’s fuckin’ revoltin’, it stinks

It’s the after grog bog

[Bridge]

Bricks just gettin’ laid, big ones, every day

If you got the shits, bruv, shit, bruv, let ‘em spray

When a chick’s guts mix up lemonade

Spritzers, it’s just stink, does gettin’ stained

All my motherfuckin’ piss fucks celebrate

Let the shit run from ya big bum when you wake

And if a mate doesn’t drink much, never hate

It sucks, but he’s still a shit cunt anyway

[Outro]

Yeah, motherfuckers, do what you gotta do

It’s the after grog bog

Don’t be embarrassed if there’s a hot bitch there

It’s the after grog bog

If you gotta go, you gotta go

It’s the after grog bog

It’s the after grog bog