Hey, good morning

Hey, good afternoon

You're now listening to your Captain Quickdraw

Station KDJ 37-99

We’re broadcasting to you from the command module

Commodore steamship in Commodore country

We just unkeyed

Modulating from a real super station

Put together by government regulation

Screaming eagle and a Goldie, 104

Waiting on that skip so we can

Go coast to coast

Hey, good gracious alive

Hey, about a break for that first mama one time?

Hey, about it first mama, up there around that Watergate City?

Hey, around that Watergate City, up around the big house

Hey, the big white house up on the hill

Hey, we just unkeyed

Hey, standing by, waiting for your return

Hey, get out of that cotton picker

Hey, cotton picker, get off my ass

You do hear me breaking for that first

Hey, mama, hey, you talk

Hey, when your name is called not before

Hey, we gon' take a stoodby

Hey and listen all over again

Hate to tell you we're in the denial

All because of that doggone had to die

Pump it up and point your beams this way

So Captain Quickdraw can hear what you say

Hey, 10-4, first mama

Hey, 10-4

Hey, we definitely appreciate the comeback

Hey, Good Gracious alive

Hey, ’cause we didn't know whether we were

Making the trip, hey, up to your fair city

Hey, but since we are

Hey, we do wanna pass the numbers to you

All the 73s, 88s, 44s

Hey, and Good Gracious alive

Above all, hey, a good day today

A better day tomorrow

And a most prosperous and productive year to come

We just unkeyed

Hey, about it, shaggy dog?

Hey, about that shaggy dog one time?

Hey, we breaking standing by

Hey, cheer, oh, uh, mercy standby quickdraw

Uh, some cotton picker keying up

Cotton picker

All you are is a constant aggravation

That's because of your ale-gating station

If you continue, we will not let you hear

Better still you're on probation for one year

Hey, mercy quickdraw, uh, get back and speak

Hey, Good Gracious alive, shaggy dog

Hey all we wanted to do

Hey, was just find out how you're feeling, hey, this fine afternoon

And wanted to know also

Hey, have you seen that cotton picking silver dollar?

Hey, you got the one t-town, silver dollar here, a break break

Hey, Quickdraw, you ain't gonna hear no silver dollar

Until you come back to that old atom ant .come on

Hey, Good Gracious alive

Hey, Mr. Atom ant, hey Good Gracious

Hey, the strong man, hey of the ant land

Hey, atom ant, hey, we gon' have to take a stoodby

Hey, for this cotton picking red baron cutting my coax

Hey, come on, red baron talk

Hey, there, good buddy, I just wanted to get radio check

How you read me, come on now

Spring for doggone Jack Benny

Hey, you got one Jack Benny here

Hey, anybody hear me about smokey the clown