Dovahkiin rappin' on this track
We keep it flowin' front to back
I am the Nerevarine fire-slinger
Call this Dunmer raps
We are n'wahs with attitude
Adapted to the altitude
Alduin and Dagoth-Ur?
I am not in the mood
Conquering the foreign lands
My road leads me to warmer sands
I don't need a sword to dish out pain
I think I'll use my hands
Grab my midi keyboard then I'm off
To save the whole world I have
Peeped the Elder Scrolls and I have
Seen time being unfurled
Cross the gates Oblivion
Confront Mehrunes-Dagon
Iron dagger's all I need
To slay ten-thousand Draugr, son
Wuld-na-kest to Solitude
They say that my Thu'um is rude
I don't give a fuck I use my
Fire breath at barbecues
Up until 4 in the morn
You know I'm a Battle-Born
Get my mace enchanted
So that it can summon pop-a-corn
World is full of mysteries
Specialty: discovery
Lecherous monsters and
Treacherous villainy
With my axe I seek them out
Only use the finest shouts
Who's the strongest cat they ask
That is me without a doubt
Greatest man in every era
Keep the world safe from terror
Talos is my main man
But I also tend to like Dibella
Mod my game to hell and back
Hop up on Odahviing's back
Fast travel is shitty bro
I think I'll take my Cadillac
7,000 steps to meet the
Graybeards build them quadriceps
Seeking greater wisdom from my
Dragon brother Paarthurnax
Labyrinthian unlocked
Run through caves around the clock
First I Fus-Ro-Dah
Then bump that aftershock
Then I burst into your crib
Makin' off with all your shit
I took everything my brother
Down to the potato chips
Dovahkiin
Dovahkiin
Naal ok zin
Los vahriin
Dovahkiin the dragonborn
Riding on a unicorn
Fuck that city Markarth boy they
Took the land from the Forsworn
Dwemer secrets lie in wait
Use them to annihilate
Threats to Tamriel
If there's a murder I'll investigate
Finest raps in all of Nirn
Want your wife back? Wait your turn
Fire spitting lyrics in your ear
Son, can you feel the Bern?
Spit my lines like I'm a bard
Quitting is not in the cards
Tamriel is safe from all the
Evils while I am on guard