[Chorus]

Well, I figure I'll buy me a motorcycle

Wrap her pretty little frame around a telephone pole

Ride her off a mountain like old Arlo

Figure I'll buy me a motorcycle

[Verse 1]

Well, I figure I'll walk to the liquor store

Thunderbird, two bottles

Maybe three, maybe four

Follow my feet down to Music Row

Pour it on the pavement like you would a tombstone

Like you would a tombstone

Like you would a tombstone

Pour it on the pavement like you would a tombstone

[Verse 2]

Well, I figure I'm weary of feeling this way

Pop another pill, hop another train

Tell my brothers and my sisters that it's keeping me sane

Figure I'm weary of feeling this way

[Chorus]

Well, I figure I'll buy me a motorcycle

Wrap her pretty little frame around a telephone pole

Ride her off a mountain like old Arlo

Figure I'll buy me a motorcycle

Figure I'll buy me a motorcycle

Figure I'll buy me a motorcycle